J: d***, I f***** my aunt.
I can't believe I f***** my aunt.
I f***** my aunt y'all
I was thirteen, skinny
little freckle-faced kid.
Growin' up in the country
felt like doin' a bid
But the summers were my favorite
when we swam in the lake
And trips to the city
What a magical place.
First baseball game
Man, I'll never forget.
Crackerjacks, bleacher seats
and the crack of the bat.
My friend Tim caught a ball,
but he gave it to me.
And five years later,
I f***** my aunt.
K: d***, I f***** my aunt.
I can't believe that I f***** my aunt.
Man, I really f***** my aunt.
I f***** my aunt, y'all
Rainstorms always
give me the blues.
Worst one in ten years
on the evening news.
She rode her bike over
cause the streets was closed.
My aunt standing there
in soaking wet clothes.
We opened some wine
and laughed like kids.
She told me funny things
that her and my mom did.
But then my uncle called
and she had to go.
And twelve years later,
I f***** her sister.
A: d*** I f***** my aunt.
Can you believe that I f***** my aunt?
Man, I guess I f***** my aunt.
I f***** my aunt y'all
It was my eighteenth birthday
the world was still new.
My parents threw me a party
as parents will do.
My uncle's wife gave
me a punny gift
It was an ant farm.
Man, she was a trip.
Later that night
I was up in my room.
I watched as the small
ant community bloomed.
So simple, yet so complex
I contemplated my own life
And wondered what would come next.
I took out my favorite ant
and crushed it with my d***.
And also, I f***** my aunt.
d***, I f***** my ant.
And I f***** my aunt.
ALL:
Man, we f***** our aunts.
We f***** our aunts ya'll.
T-Pain:
Oh, I can't believe it.
They f***** their aunts.
I mean, I f***** my aunt too.
But you don't see me making songs about it.
Although technically we didn't have s**.
Just some above the clothes stuff.
And some under the clothes stuff.
I mean what is s** really?
Is it just penetration?
Or do you have to finish.
Cause I finished.
A: d***, I f***** my aunt y'all
I can't believe I f***** my aunt.
I f***** my aunt y'all
I was thirteen, skinny
little freckle-faced kid.
Growin' up in the country
felt like doin' a bid
But the summers were my favorite
when we swam in the lake
And trips to the city
What a magical place.
First baseball game
Man, I'll never forget.
Crackerjacks, bleacher seats
and the crack of the bat.
My friend Tim caught a ball,
but he gave it to me.
And five years later,
I f***** my aunt.
K: d***, I f***** my aunt.
I can't believe that I f***** my aunt.
Man, I really f***** my aunt.
I f***** my aunt, y'all
Rainstorms always
give me the blues.
Worst one in ten years
on the evening news.
She rode her bike over
cause the streets was closed.
My aunt standing there
in soaking wet clothes.
We opened some wine
and laughed like kids.
She told me funny things
that her and my mom did.
But then my uncle called
and she had to go.
And twelve years later,
I f***** her sister.
A: d*** I f***** my aunt.
Can you believe that I f***** my aunt?
Man, I guess I f***** my aunt.
I f***** my aunt y'all
It was my eighteenth birthday
the world was still new.
My parents threw me a party
as parents will do.
My uncle's wife gave
me a punny gift
It was an ant farm.
Man, she was a trip.
Later that night
I was up in my room.
I watched as the small
ant community bloomed.
So simple, yet so complex
I contemplated my own life
And wondered what would come next.
I took out my favorite ant
and crushed it with my d***.
And also, I f***** my aunt.
d***, I f***** my ant.
And I f***** my aunt.
ALL:
Man, we f***** our aunts.
We f***** our aunts ya'll.
T-Pain:
Oh, I can't believe it.
They f***** their aunts.
I mean, I f***** my aunt too.
But you don't see me making songs about it.
Although technically we didn't have s**.
Just some above the clothes stuff.
And some under the clothes stuff.
I mean what is s** really?
Is it just penetration?
Or do you have to finish.
Cause I finished.
A: d***, I f***** my aunt y'all