It's out of my hands and all I can do is wait.
It's the not knowing that has put me in this state.
The minutes feel like hours; the tension is too great.
I've done my part so now it's in the hands of fate.
Waiting for my AIDS test to come back:
I shouldn't've f***** that prostitute without a prophylac-
tic waiting for my AIDS test to come back:
Regret is dripping from me like my s**** down her crack
and now I wait.
My nerves, they have been frayed; my pants, they have been shat.
I know the nurse will say, "It's time to have a chat."
At least I'll never worry about getting fat.
I should think positive - no wait, I didn't say that!
Waiting for my AIDS test to come back:
I never should have blown that tranny in my Cadillac.
Waiting for my AIDS test to come back:
I just had to taste that sweet forbidden nectar from his sack
and now I wait.
Is it over, will my jersey be retired?
Will my name stitched upon a quilt be required?
Did I make a difference, was my life inspired?
Will Denzel Washington defend me when I'm fired?
Waiting for my AIDS test to come back:
Eating a******* shouldn't be an aphrodisiac.
Waiting for my AIDS test to come back:
If I'm clean I swear to god I will stop shooting smack
probably.
Boys and girls don't be naïve
Take it from your uncle Steve
AIDS cares not who it affects
Caught from unprotected s**
Sharing needles blood or spit
Or p*** or s****, even s***
From handshakes, sneezes, toilet seats
From monkey b***s and uncooked meats
From dirty coins and dreadlock hair
From certain children in daycare
Drinking water, breathing air
I tell you AIDS is everywhere
God I can't take any more
I think I'll run right out that door
But wait, the nurse comes straight away
Tell me, what does my test say?
I'M OKAY!
I'M OKAY!
IT'S JUST CHLAMYDIA!!!
It's the not knowing that has put me in this state.
The minutes feel like hours; the tension is too great.
I've done my part so now it's in the hands of fate.
Waiting for my AIDS test to come back:
I shouldn't've f***** that prostitute without a prophylac-
tic waiting for my AIDS test to come back:
Regret is dripping from me like my s**** down her crack
and now I wait.
My nerves, they have been frayed; my pants, they have been shat.
I know the nurse will say, "It's time to have a chat."
At least I'll never worry about getting fat.
I should think positive - no wait, I didn't say that!
Waiting for my AIDS test to come back:
I never should have blown that tranny in my Cadillac.
Waiting for my AIDS test to come back:
I just had to taste that sweet forbidden nectar from his sack
and now I wait.
Is it over, will my jersey be retired?
Will my name stitched upon a quilt be required?
Did I make a difference, was my life inspired?
Will Denzel Washington defend me when I'm fired?
Waiting for my AIDS test to come back:
Eating a******* shouldn't be an aphrodisiac.
Waiting for my AIDS test to come back:
If I'm clean I swear to god I will stop shooting smack
probably.
Boys and girls don't be naïve
Take it from your uncle Steve
AIDS cares not who it affects
Caught from unprotected s**
Sharing needles blood or spit
Or p*** or s****, even s***
From handshakes, sneezes, toilet seats
From monkey b***s and uncooked meats
From dirty coins and dreadlock hair
From certain children in daycare
Drinking water, breathing air
I tell you AIDS is everywhere
God I can't take any more
I think I'll run right out that door
But wait, the nurse comes straight away
Tell me, what does my test say?
I'M OKAY!
I'M OKAY!
IT'S JUST CHLAMYDIA!!!