Charlie Brown had a big block head wore a stripy sweater everyday
Tried to kick that football but Lucy always pulled the m************ away
He flew a kite just to try to relax but he always put that s*** in a tree
And a little red-headed girl wouldn't give no play to poor Chuck B
They were the badest f****** in the funny papers
PEANUTS!
Onto a security blanket, Linus VanPelt would latch
Snuggling to that b**** to keep warm while waiting in a pumpkin patch
He had a stalker named Sally Brown well she always tried to get her some
She loved how he knew the meaning of Christmas and the s**y way he sucked that thumb
Well watch out, here they come
PEANUTS!
Oh Peanuts, crazy Peanuts
A bunch of kids trying to be free
Take my hand and let's dance now
Under Charlie's s***** Christmas tree
Well Marcy was best friends with Patty Peppermint
She would love to do things to that girl that Charles M. Schulz can't print
Pigpen was a dusty dude who couldn't keep his own a** clean
All the teachers said "wa wa wa wa wa" what does that s*** mean?
Well watch out, here they come
PEANUTS!
Oh Peanuts, crazy Peanuts
Come from the school of hard knocks
Life's not always bowls of candy
Sometimes you only get a bag of rocks
Lucy was a psychiatrist but her comments always gave offense
And the b**** couldn't make no money cause she'd charge a m************ 5 cents
You know the ladies loved that Schroeder cause he'd play the 80's****s real good
And Franklin was a real cool cat but the only brother in that hood
Well watch out, here they come
PEANUTS!
Oh Peanuts, crazy Peanuts
Poor Charly Brown you will never get laid.
It's so hard to get p****,
when you're the baldest kid in second grade.
Oh Peanuts crazy Peanuts
A bunch of kids trying to be free, yeah
Take my hand and let's dance now
Under charlie's s***** Christmas tree
Tried to kick that football but Lucy always pulled the m************ away
He flew a kite just to try to relax but he always put that s*** in a tree
And a little red-headed girl wouldn't give no play to poor Chuck B
They were the badest f****** in the funny papers
PEANUTS!
Onto a security blanket, Linus VanPelt would latch
Snuggling to that b**** to keep warm while waiting in a pumpkin patch
He had a stalker named Sally Brown well she always tried to get her some
She loved how he knew the meaning of Christmas and the s**y way he sucked that thumb
Well watch out, here they come
PEANUTS!
Oh Peanuts, crazy Peanuts
A bunch of kids trying to be free
Take my hand and let's dance now
Under Charlie's s***** Christmas tree
Well Marcy was best friends with Patty Peppermint
She would love to do things to that girl that Charles M. Schulz can't print
Pigpen was a dusty dude who couldn't keep his own a** clean
All the teachers said "wa wa wa wa wa" what does that s*** mean?
Well watch out, here they come
PEANUTS!
Oh Peanuts, crazy Peanuts
Come from the school of hard knocks
Life's not always bowls of candy
Sometimes you only get a bag of rocks
Lucy was a psychiatrist but her comments always gave offense
And the b**** couldn't make no money cause she'd charge a m************ 5 cents
You know the ladies loved that Schroeder cause he'd play the 80's****s real good
And Franklin was a real cool cat but the only brother in that hood
Well watch out, here they come
PEANUTS!
Oh Peanuts, crazy Peanuts
Poor Charly Brown you will never get laid.
It's so hard to get p****,
when you're the baldest kid in second grade.
Oh Peanuts crazy Peanuts
A bunch of kids trying to be free, yeah
Take my hand and let's dance now
Under charlie's s***** Christmas tree