I am slightly irresponsible,
Girl, don't let that scare you away,
Cause I am still reliable,
Just not a hundred percent, baby.
Sometimes I fall asleep without brushing my teeth
and I only floss approximately twice a week,
I don't return phone calls all the time,
Unless it's my boss, I want to stay on his good side.
I always pay my credit cards on time,
but irresponsibly I'd make minimum payments once in a while,
also I think I may have accidentely killed someone,
I'm not sure if they died, it was a hit-and-run.
I am slightly irresponsible,
Girl, don't let that scare you away,
Cause I am still reliable,
Just not a hundred percent, baby.
When I park my car, sometimes I leave the windows open,
That's how I got my Blackberry charger stolen,
But I didn't really care, I had a second one,
That my friend gave me when he bought his iPhone last month.
I'm glad noone's noticed the dent in my front b**per.
When I got home at night there was blood all over,
And in the rear there were bits of face, hair and bone.
I cleaned the car when made sure nobody followed me home.
I am slightly irresponsible,
I wonder if that person had a family,
But I am still reliable,
But the guilt is in a way at me.
Sometimes I'm a day late paying my rent
And sometimes I forget the birthdays of my friends,
Apparently they don't have any suspects thus far,
But they know you was killed by a Camry, luckily for me that's a common car.
But there was one witness: a seventy-nine-year-old lady,
I need to kill her, she's the only one who can identify me,
So I break into her house to kill her, but then things get messy,
I didn't realise that her son's family was visiting.
I am slightly irresponsible,
(Ah s***)(Who the f*** are you?)
But I am still reliable.
(Shut the f*** up)
I am slightly irresponsible,
But I am still reliable
(What have I done? What have I done? Oh my God, what have I done?)
Girl, don't let that scare you away,
Cause I am still reliable,
Just not a hundred percent, baby.
Sometimes I fall asleep without brushing my teeth
and I only floss approximately twice a week,
I don't return phone calls all the time,
Unless it's my boss, I want to stay on his good side.
I always pay my credit cards on time,
but irresponsibly I'd make minimum payments once in a while,
also I think I may have accidentely killed someone,
I'm not sure if they died, it was a hit-and-run.
I am slightly irresponsible,
Girl, don't let that scare you away,
Cause I am still reliable,
Just not a hundred percent, baby.
When I park my car, sometimes I leave the windows open,
That's how I got my Blackberry charger stolen,
But I didn't really care, I had a second one,
That my friend gave me when he bought his iPhone last month.
I'm glad noone's noticed the dent in my front b**per.
When I got home at night there was blood all over,
And in the rear there were bits of face, hair and bone.
I cleaned the car when made sure nobody followed me home.
I am slightly irresponsible,
I wonder if that person had a family,
But I am still reliable,
But the guilt is in a way at me.
Sometimes I'm a day late paying my rent
And sometimes I forget the birthdays of my friends,
Apparently they don't have any suspects thus far,
But they know you was killed by a Camry, luckily for me that's a common car.
But there was one witness: a seventy-nine-year-old lady,
I need to kill her, she's the only one who can identify me,
So I break into her house to kill her, but then things get messy,
I didn't realise that her son's family was visiting.
I am slightly irresponsible,
(Ah s***)(Who the f*** are you?)
But I am still reliable.
(Shut the f*** up)
I am slightly irresponsible,
But I am still reliable
(What have I done? What have I done? Oh my God, what have I done?)