It starts off like a thousand other songs that you've heard before.
Except in this one they do a little do, do-do-do, doo do do dooooo.
So you try to change the station but it's playing on every one.
A bunch of s***** a** chords and lyrics recorded by a f****** moron.
You a**ume that the general public is not that stupid.
You're positive that nobody will want to listen to this.
But you are wrong...
They want another stupid mother-f******,
lame c***-sucking, cookie-cutter,
radio friendly song.
And everyone sings along in their cars and at the mall.
And at the office they all love the new radio friendly song.
Unoriginal melody.
Why did John Lennon have to be the one to get shot?
Something's wrong.
While these douchebags are all still alive singing these a**-lickin' songs.
All these f****** unoriginal p****** that don't have anything to say.
I'm not h***phobic, but this song is sooo f****** gay.
You can barely retain the vomit that's rising in your throat.
And you a**ume that everyone will think that this song's terrible.
But you are wrong...
They want another stupid mother-f******,
lame c***-sucking, cookie-cutter,
radio friendly song.
And everyone sings along in their cars and at the mall.
And at the office they all love the new radio friendly...
...piece of s*** oh what a sucky a** piece of s***.
I'd rather shoot myself in the face than listen to this
corporate b**** singing a stupid mother-f******,
lame c***-sucking, cookie-cutter,
radio friendly piece of s***.
God, I hate this s***.
Except in this one they do a little do, do-do-do, doo do do dooooo.
So you try to change the station but it's playing on every one.
A bunch of s***** a** chords and lyrics recorded by a f****** moron.
You a**ume that the general public is not that stupid.
You're positive that nobody will want to listen to this.
But you are wrong...
They want another stupid mother-f******,
lame c***-sucking, cookie-cutter,
radio friendly song.
And everyone sings along in their cars and at the mall.
And at the office they all love the new radio friendly song.
Unoriginal melody.
Why did John Lennon have to be the one to get shot?
Something's wrong.
While these douchebags are all still alive singing these a**-lickin' songs.
All these f****** unoriginal p****** that don't have anything to say.
I'm not h***phobic, but this song is sooo f****** gay.
You can barely retain the vomit that's rising in your throat.
And you a**ume that everyone will think that this song's terrible.
But you are wrong...
They want another stupid mother-f******,
lame c***-sucking, cookie-cutter,
radio friendly song.
And everyone sings along in their cars and at the mall.
And at the office they all love the new radio friendly...
...piece of s*** oh what a sucky a** piece of s***.
I'd rather shoot myself in the face than listen to this
corporate b**** singing a stupid mother-f******,
lame c***-sucking, cookie-cutter,
radio friendly piece of s***.
God, I hate this s***.