[Basic track:
The Ritz, NYC
November 17, 1981
Steve Vai guitar
Ray White guitar
Tommy Mars keyboards
Bobby Martin keyboards, sax
Scott Thunes bass
Ed Mann percussion
Chad Wackerman drums]
Thing-Fish:
(contd.)
Thass right, folks! We talkin' de hypocritical Jeezis-jerknuh parodise dey call LAS VAGRUS NEVADRUH!
QUENTIN done booked in fo some clandestine recreatium wit a semi-deflateable 'woman of easy virtue' . . . (since dat be 'bouts de onliest kinda b**** be able to tolerate de m****f***er's hair spray!)
Bein' jes' like most de other nasty c*********s in de Video-Religium Industry, QUENTIN know a good thing when he see one, an dis ugly rubber waitress look to him like a dream come true . . . specially since his TV WIFE, OPAL, be in de next room drinkin' Jack Daniels 'n puttin' de hurts on some ignint bell-boy.
'Ventchlly when all de plookin' 'n thrashin' be done wif, de bell-boy (who turn out to be de illejiminit son o' de video preacher) gwine take a job at a gas statium in New Jersey . . . an' de blow-up dolly gwine come to life and fall in love wit de junior wimp who's gettin' ready to appear over in de corner deahhh.
Les' meet de lil' c********* now, while he's still young . . . 'cause, 'fo y'all knows it, he be reachin' adulthood and marry some b**** name RHONDA . . . 'n, by dat time, he gwine become what dey call an OVER-EDUCATED s***-HEAD!
The Ritz, NYC
November 17, 1981
Steve Vai guitar
Ray White guitar
Tommy Mars keyboards
Bobby Martin keyboards, sax
Scott Thunes bass
Ed Mann percussion
Chad Wackerman drums]
Thing-Fish:
(contd.)
Thass right, folks! We talkin' de hypocritical Jeezis-jerknuh parodise dey call LAS VAGRUS NEVADRUH!
QUENTIN done booked in fo some clandestine recreatium wit a semi-deflateable 'woman of easy virtue' . . . (since dat be 'bouts de onliest kinda b**** be able to tolerate de m****f***er's hair spray!)
Bein' jes' like most de other nasty c*********s in de Video-Religium Industry, QUENTIN know a good thing when he see one, an dis ugly rubber waitress look to him like a dream come true . . . specially since his TV WIFE, OPAL, be in de next room drinkin' Jack Daniels 'n puttin' de hurts on some ignint bell-boy.
'Ventchlly when all de plookin' 'n thrashin' be done wif, de bell-boy (who turn out to be de illejiminit son o' de video preacher) gwine take a job at a gas statium in New Jersey . . . an' de blow-up dolly gwine come to life and fall in love wit de junior wimp who's gettin' ready to appear over in de corner deahhh.
Les' meet de lil' c********* now, while he's still young . . . 'cause, 'fo y'all knows it, he be reachin' adulthood and marry some b**** name RHONDA . . . 'n, by dat time, he gwine become what dey call an OVER-EDUCATED s***-HEAD!