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Frank Zappa Lyrics
The Crux of the Biscuit
(2016)
Cosmik Debris
Uncle Remus (mix outtake)
Down in de Dew (alternate mix)
Apostrophe' (mix outtake)
The Story of "Don't Eat the Yellow Snow / St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast"
Don't Eat the Yellow Snow / St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast (live)
Excentrifugal Forz (mix outtake)
Energy Frontier (take 4)
Energy Frontier (take 6 with overdubs)
Energy Frontier (bridge)
Cosmik Debris (basic tracks - take 3)
Don't Eat the Yellow Snow (basic tracks - alternate take)
Nanook Rubs It (basic tracks - outtake)
Nanook Rubs It (session outtake)
Frank's Last Words...
Frank Zappa for President
(2016)
Overture to "Uncle Sam"
Brown Shoes Don't Make It (remix)
Amnerika (vocal version)
"If I Was President..."
When the Lie's So Big
Medieval Ensemble
America the Beautiful
Roxy by Proxy
(2014)
"Carved in the Rock"
Inca Roads
Penguin In Bondage
T'Mershi Duween
Dog Breath Variations / Uncle Meat
RDNZL
Village of the Sun
Echidna's Arf (Of You)
Don't You Ever Wash That Thing
Cheepnis - Percussion
Cheepnis
Dupree's Paradise
King Kong / Chunga's Revenge / Mr. Green Genes
A Token of His Extreme
(2013)
The Dog Breath Variations / Uncle Meat
Montana
Earl of Duke
Forentine Pogen
Stink-Foot
Pygmy Twylyte
Room Service
Inca Roads
Oh No / Son of Orange County
More Trouble Every Day
A Token of My Extreme
Finer Moments
(2012)
Intro
Sleazette
Mozart Piano Sonata in B-flat
The Walking Zombie Music
The Old Curiosity Shoppe
You Never Know Who Your Friends Are
Uncle Rhebus
Music from "The Big Squeeze"
Enigmas 1 Thru 5
Pumped and Waxed
"There Is No Heaven From Where Slogans Go To Die"
Squeeze It, Squeeze It, Squeeze It
The Subcutaneous Peril
Feeding the Monkies at Ma Maison
(2011)
Feeding the Monkies at Ma Maison
Buffalo Voice
Secular Humanism
Worms From Hell
Samba Funk
The Lumpy Money Project/Object: An FZ Audio Documentary
(2009)
I Sink Trap [FZ's Original Edit for Capitol Records]
II Gum Joy [FZ's Original Edit for Capitol Records]
III Up & Down [FZ's Original Edit for Capitol Records]
IV Local Butcher [FZ's Original Edit for Capitol Records]
V Gypsy Airs [FZ's Original Edit for Capitol Records]
VI Hunchy Punchy [FZ's Original Edit for Capitol Records]
VII Foamy Soaky [FZ's Original Edit for Capitol Records]
VIII Let's Eat Out [FZ's Original Edit for Capitol Records]
IX Teen-Age Grand Finale [FZ's Original Edit for Capitol Records]
Are You Hung Up?
Who Needs the Peace Corps?
Concentration Moon
Mom & Dad
Telephone Conversation
Bow Tie Daddy
Harry, You're a Beast
What's the Ugliest Part of Your Body?
Absolutely Free
Flower Punk
Nasal Rententive Calliope Music
Let's Make the Water Turn Black
Lonely Little Girl
Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
What's the Ugliest Part of Your Body? (reprise)
Mother People
The Chrome Plated Megaphone of Destiny
Lumpy Gravy, Part One (1984 UMRK remix)
Lumpy Gravy, Part Two (1984 UMRK remix)
Are You Hung Up? (1984 UMRK remix)
Who Needs the Peace Corps? (1984 UMRK remix)
Concentration Moon (1984 UMRK remix)
Mom & Dad (1984 UMRK remix)
Telephone Conversation (1984 UMRK remix)
Bow Tie Daddy (1984 UMRK remix)
Harry, You're a Beast (1984 UMRK remix)
What's the Ugliest Part of Your Body? (1984 UMRK remix)
Absolutely Free (1984 UMRK remix)
Flower Punk (1984 UMRK remix)
Nasal Retentive Calliope Music (1984 UMRK remix)
Let's Make the Water Turn Black (1984 UMRK remix)
Lonely Little Girl (1984 UMRK remix)
Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance (1984 UMRK remix)
What's the Ugliest Part of Your Body? (reprise, 1984 UMRK remix)
Mother People (1984 UMRK remix)
The Chrome Plated Megaphone of Destiny (1984 UMRK remix)
How Did That Get in Here?
Lumpy Gravy "Shuffle"
Dense Slight
Unit 3A, Take 3
Unit 2, Take 9
Section 8, Take 22
"My Favorite Album"
Unit 9
n. Double a, AA
Theme From Lumpy Gravy
Intelligent Design
Lonely Little Girl (original composition - take 24)
"That Problem With Absolutely Free"
Absolutely Free (instrumental)
Harry, You're a Beast (instrumental)
What's the Ugliest Part of Your Body? (reprise/instrumental)
Creationism
"What's Happening of the Universe"
"The World Will Be a Far Happier Place"
Lonely Little Girl (instrumental)
Mom & Dad (instrumental)
Who Needs the Peace Corps? (instrumental)
"Really Little Voice"
Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance (instrumental)
Lonely Little Girl (single version)
"In Conclusion"
One Shot Deal
(2008)
Bathtub Man
Hermitage
Trudgin' Across the Tundra
Occam's Razor
Heidelberg
The Illinois Enema Bandit
Australian Yellow Snow
Rollo
The Making of Freak Out! Project/Object
(2006)
Trouble Every Day (Basic Tracks)
Who Are the Brain Police?
I Ain't Got No Heart (Basic Tracks)
You Didn't Try to Call Me (Basic Tracks)
How Could I Be Such a Fool?
Anyway the Wind Blows (1987 FZ remix)
Go Cry on Somebody Else's Shoulder (vocal overdub take 2)
Motherly Love (vocal Overdub Master Takes)
Tom Wilson
My Pet Theory
Hungry Freaks, Daddy (Basic Tracks)
Help, I'm a Rock (1970 FZ remix)
It Can't Happen Here (1970 FZ remix)
Freak Out Drum Track With Timp. & Lion
Watts Riot Demo / Fillmore Sequence
Freak Out Zilofone
Low Budget Rock & Roll Band
Hungry Freaks, Daddy
I Ain't Got No Heart
Who Are the Brain Police?
Go Cry on Somebody Else's Shoulder
Motherly Love
How Could I Be Such a Fool?
Wowie Zowie
You Didn't Try to Call Me
Anyway the Wind Blows
I'm Not Satisfied
You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
Trouble Every Day
Help, I'm a Rock
It Can't Happen Here
Return of the Son of Monster Magnet
Joe's XMasage
(2005)
Mormon Xmas Dance Report
Prelude to "The Purse"
Mr Clean (alternate mix)
Why Don'tcha Do Me Right
The Purse
The Moon Will Never Be the Same
GTR Trio
Suckit Rockit
Mousie's First Xmas
The Uncle Frankie Show
Joe's Domage
(2004)
When It's Perfect...
The New Brown Clouds
Frog Song
It Just Might Be a One Shot Deal
The Ending Line...
Blessed Relief / The New Brown Clouds
It Ain't Real So What's the Deal
Think It Over(some) / Think It Over(some More)
Another Whole Melodic Section
When It Feels Natural...
Everything Is Healing Nicely
(1999)
Library Card
This Is a Test
Jolly Good Fellow
Roland's Big Event/Strat Vindaloo
Master Ringo
T'Mershi Duween
Nap Time
9/8 Objects
Naked City
Whitey (Prototype)
Amnerika Goes Home
None of the Above (Revised & Previsited)
Wonderful Tattoo!
Mystery Disc
(1998)
Theme From Run Home Slow
Original Duke of Prunes
Opening Night Party at Studio Z (Collage)
The Village Inn
Steal Away
I Was a Teen-Age Malt Shop
The Birth of Captain Beefheart
Metal Man Has Won His Wings
Power Trio Segment From The Saints 'n Sinners
Bossa Nova Pervertamento
Excerpt From The Uncle Frankie Show
Charva
Speed-Freak Boogie
Original Mothers at the Broadside (Pomona)
Party Scene From Mondo Hollywood
Original Mothers Rehearsal
How Could I Be Such a Fool?
Band Introductions at the Fillmore West
Plastic People
Original Mothers at the Fillmore East
Harry, You're a Beast
Don Interrupts
Piece One
Jim/Roy
Piece Two
Agency Man
Agency Man (studio version)
Lecture From Festival Hall Show
Wedding Dress Song/The Handsome Cabin Boy
Skweezit Skweezit Skweezit
The Story of Willie the Pimp
Black Beauty
Chucha
Mothers at KPFK
Harmonica Fun
Frank Zappa Plays the Music of Frank Zappa: A Memorial Tribute
(1996)
Black Napkins
Black Napkins (album version)
Zoot Allures
Merely a Blues in A
Zoot Allures (album version)
Watermelon in Easter Hay
Watermelon in Easter Hay (album version)
Läther
(1996)
Re-gyptian Strut
Naval Aviation in Art?
A Little Green Rosetta
Duck Duck Goose
Down in de Dew
For the Young Sophisticate
Tryin' to Grow a Chin
The Legend of the Illinois Enema Bandit
Lemme Take You to the Beach
Revised Music for Guitar & Low Budget Orchestra
RDNZL
Honey, Don't You Want a Man Like Me?
The Black Page #1
Big Leg Emma
Punky's Whips
Flambe
The Purple Lagoon
Pedro's Dowry
Läther
Spider of Destiny
Duke of Orchestral Prunes
Filthy Habits
The Ocean Is the Ultimate Solution
The Adventures of Greggery Peccary
Regyptian Strut (1993)
Leather Goods
Revenge of the Knick Knack People
Time Is Money
Civilization Phaze III
(1994)
This Is Phaze III
Put a Motor in Yourself
Oh-Umm
They Made Me Eat It
Reagan at Bitburg
A Very Nice Body
Navanax
How the Pigs' Music Works
Xmas Values
Dark Water!
Amnerika
Have You Ever Heard Their Band?
Religious Superstition
Saliva Can Only Take So Much
Buffalo Voice
Someplace Else Right Now
Get a Life
A Kayak (on Snow)
N-Lite
I Wish Motorhead Would Come Back
Secular Humanism
Attack! Attack! Attack!
I Was in a Drum
A Different Octave
This Ain't CNN
The Pigs' Music
A Pig With Wings
This Is All Wrong
Hot & Putrid
Flowing Inside-Out
I Had a Dream About That
Gross Man
A Tunnel Into Muck
Why Not?
Put a Little Motor in 'Em
You're Just Insultin' Me, Aren't You!
Cold Light Generation
Dio Fa
That Would Be the End of That
Beat the Reaper
Waffenspiel
The Man From Utopia / Ship Arriving Too Late to Save a Drowning Witch
(1988)
Cocaine Decisions
The Dangerous Kitchen
Tink Walks Amok
The Radio Is Broken
Moggio
The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou (medley)
Stick Together
The Jazz Discharge Party Hats
We Are Not Alone
No, Not Now
Valley Girl
I Come From Nowhere
Drowning Witch
Envelopes
Teen-Age Prostitute
London Symphony Orchestra, Volume II
(1987)
Bogus Pomp
Bob in Dacron
Strictly Genteel
Joe's Garage: Acts I, II & III
(1987)
The Central Scrutinizer
Joe's Garage
Catholic Girls
Fembot in a Wet T-Shirt
On the Bus
Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
Scrutinizer Postlude
A Token of My Extreme
Stick It Out
Sy Borg
Dong Work for Yuda
Keep It Greasey
Outside Now
He Used to Cut the Grass
Packard Goose
Watermelon in Easter Hay
A Little Green Rosetta
Jazz From Hell
(1986)
Night School
The Beltway Bandits
While You Were Art II
Jazz From Hell
G-Spot Tornado
Damp Ankles
St. Etienne
Massaggio Galore
Apostrophe (') / Over-Nite Sensation
(1986)
Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
Nanook Rubs It
St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Father O'blivion
Cosmik Debris
Excentrifugal Forz
Apostrophe'
Uncle Remus
Stink-Foot
Camarillo Brillo
I'm the Slime
Dirty Love
50/50
Zomby Woof
Dinah-Moe-Hum
Montana
Frank Zappa Meets the Mothers of Prevention
(1985)
I Don't Even Care
One Man, One Vote
Little Beige Sambo
Aerobics in Bondage
We're Turning Again
Alien Orifice
Yo Cats
What's New in Baltimore?
H.R. 2911
We're Only in It for the Money / Lumpy Gravy
(1985)
Are You Hung Up?
Who Needs the Peace Corps?
Concentration Moon
Mom & Dad
Telephone Conversation
Bow Tie Daddy
Harry, You're a Beast
What's the Ugliest Part of Your Body?
Absolutely Free
Flower Punk
Nasal Retentive Calliope Music
Let's Make the Water Turn Black
Lonely Little Girl
Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
What's the Ugliest Part of Your Body (reprise)
Mother People
The Chrome Plated Megaphone of Destiny
Lumpy Gravy I
Lumpy Gravy II
Them or Us
(1984)
The Closer You Are
In France
Ya Hozna
Sharleena
Sinister Footwear II
Truck Driver Divorce
Stevie's Spanking
Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
Marqueson's Chicken
Planet of My Dreams
Be in My Video
Them or Us
Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
Whippin' Post
Boulez Conducts Zappa: The Perfect Stranger
(1984)
Perfect Stranger
Naval Aviation in Art?
The Girl in the Magnesium Dress
Outside Now Again
Love Story
Dupree's Paradise
Jonestown
Thing-Fish
(1984)
Prologue
The Mammy Nuns
Harry & Rhonda
Galoot Up-Date
The 'Torchum' Never Stops
That Evil Prince
You Are What You Is
Mudd Club
The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
Clowns On Velvet
Harry-As-a-Boy
He's So Gay
The Massive Improve'lence
Artificial Rhonda
The Crab-Grass Baby
The White Boy Troubles
No Not Now
Briefcase Boogie
Brown Moses
Wistful Wit a Fist-Full
Drop Dead
Won Ton On
London Symphony Orchestra, Volume 1
(1983)
Sad Jane: 1st Movement
Sad Jane: 2nd Movement
Pedro's Dowry (large orchestra version)
Envelopes
Mo 'n Herb's Vacation: A. First Movement
Mo 'n Herb's Vacation: B. Second Movement
Mo 'n Herb's Vacation: C. Third Movement
The Man From Utopia
(1983)
Cocaine Decisions
The Dangerous Kitchen
Tink Walks Amok
The Radio Is Broken
Mõggio
The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou
Stick Together
The Jazz Discharge Party Hats
We Are Not Alone
Ship Arriving Too Late to Save a Drowning Witch
(1982)
No Not Now
Valley Girl
I Come From Nowhere
Drowning Witch
Envelopes
Teen-Age Prostitute
You Are What You Is
(1981)
Teen-Age Wind
Harder Than Your Husband
Doreen
Goblin Girl
Theme From the 3rd Movement of Sinister Footwear
Society Pages
I'm a Beautiful Guy
Beauty Knows No Pain
Charlie's Enormous Mouth
Any Downers?
Conehead
You Are What You Is
Mudd Club
The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
Dumb All Over
Heavenly Bank Account
Suicide Chump
Jumbo Go Away
If Only She Woulda
Drafted Again
Return of the Son of Shut Up 'n Play Yer Guitar
(1981)
Beat It With Your Fist
Return of the Son of Shut Up 'n Play Yer Guitar
Pinocchio's Furniture
Why Can't Johnny Read
Stucco Homes
Canard du jour
Shut Up 'n Play Yer Guitar Some More
(1981)
Variations on the Carlos Santana Secret Chord Progression
Gee, I Like Your Pants
Canarsie
Ship Ahoy
The Deathless Horsie
Shut Up 'n Play Yer Guitar Some More
Pink Napkins
Joe's Garage: Acts II & III
(1979)
He Used to Cut the Grass
Packard Goose
Watermelon in Easter Hay
A Little Green Rosetta
A Token of My Extreme
Stick It Out
Sy Borg
Dong Work for Yuda
Keep It Greasey
Outside Now
Joe's Garage: Act I
(1979)
The Central Scrutinizer
Joe's Garage
Catholic Girls
Wet T-Shirt Nite
Toad-O Line
Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
Orchestral Favorites
(1979)
Strictly Genteel
Pedro's Dowry
Naval Aviation In Art ?
The Duke of Orchestral Prunes
Bogus Pomp
Sheik Yerbouti
(1979)
I Have Been in You
Flakes
I'm So Cute
Jones Crusher
What Ever Happened to All the Fun in the World
Rat Tomago
We Gotta Get Into Something Real
Bobby Brown
Rubber Shirt
The Sheik Yerbouti Tango
Baby Snakes
Tryin' to Grow a Chin
City of Tiny Lites
Dancin' Fool
Jewish Princess
Wild Love
Yo' Mama
Sleep Dirt
(1979)
Filthy Habits
Flambay
Spider of Destiny
Regyptian Strut
Time Is Money
Sleep Dirt
The Ocean Is the Ultimate Solution
Studio Tan
(1978)
The Adventures of Greggery Peccary
Revised Music for Guitar and Low-Budget Orchestra
Lemme Take You to the Beach
RDNZL
Zoot Allures
(1976)
Wind Up Workin' in a Gas Station
Black Napkins
The Torture Never Stops
Ms. Pinky
Find Her Finer
Friendly Little Finger
Wonderful Wino
Zoot Allures
Disco Boy
Apostrophe (')
(1974)
Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
Nanook Rubs It
St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Father O'Blivion
Cosmik Debris
Excentrifugal Forz
Apostrophe'
Uncle Remus
Stink-Foot
Waka/Jawaka
(1972)
Big Swifty
Your Mouth
It Just Might Be a One-Shot Deal
Waka/Jawaka
Chunga's Revenge
(1970)
Transylvania Boogie
Road Ladies
Twenty Small Cigars
The Nancy and Mary Music, Part 1
The Nancy and Mary Music, Part 2
The Nancy and Mary Music, Part 3
Tell Me You Love Me
Would You Go All the Way?
Chunga's Revenge
The Clap
Rudy Wants to Buy Yez a Drink
Sharleena
Hot Rats
(1969)
Peaches en Regalia
Willie the Pimp
Son of Mr. Green Genes
Little Umbrellas
The Gumbo Variations
It Must Be a Camel
200 Motels Finale
200 Years Old
Aaawk
A Bunch of Adventures
A Cold Dark Matter
Advance Romance
Advance Romance (1984)
A Few Moments With Brother A. West
After Dinner Smoker
A Game of Cards
A Great Guy
Alley Cat
Almost Chinese
Amen
America Drinks & Goes Home
Andy
A Nun Suit Painted on Some Old Boxes
Any Kind of Pain
Anything
Anyway the Wind Blows
A Pound for a Brown
A Pound for a Brown (On the Bus)
Approximate
Are You Upset?
Ask Dr. Stupid
A Small Eternity With Yoko Ono
A Typical Sound Check
A Version of Himself
A Vicious Circle
Aybe Sea
Babbette
Baby Ray & the Ferns: How's Your Bird
Bacon Fat
Bad Acting
Baked Bean Boogie
Bamboozled by Love
Bamboozled by Love / Owner of a Lonely Heart
Basement Music #1
Bavarian Sunset
Be-Bop Tango
Be-Bop Tango (Of the Old Jazzmen's Church)
Been to Kansas City in A Minor
Beer Shampoo
Billy the Mountain
Black Page #2
Blessed Relief
Bobby Brown Goes Down
Bored Out 90 Over
Botulism on the Hoof
Bowling on Charen
Brown Shoes Don't Make It
But Who Was Fulcanelli?
Bwana Dik
Call Any Vegetable
Camarillo Brillo
Canadian Customs
Can't Afford No Shoes
Carolina Hard Core Ecstacy
Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy
Carol, You Fool
Centerville
Chalk Pie
Champagne Lecture
Chana in De Bushwop
Charles Ives
Cheap Thrills
Childish Perversions
Chocolate Halvah
Chrissy Puked Twice
Church Chat
City of Tiny Lights
City of Tiny Lites (live)
Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus
Concentration Moon, Part One
Concentration Moon, Part Two
Cops & Buns
Cosmic Debris
Cruisin' for Burgers
Cruising for Burgers
Cucamonga
Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
Dance Contest
Dance of the Just Plain Folks
Dancing Fool
D.C. Boogie
Dead Girls of London
Dear Jeepers
Deathless Horsie
Debra Kadabra
Dental Hygiene Dilemma
Deseri
Dew on the Newts We Got
Dinah-Moe Hum
Dinah-Moe Humm
Diplodocus
Diptheria Blues
Directly From My Heart to You
Dirty Love
Disco Boy (live Soundtrack version)
Diseases of the Band
Divan
Does This Kind of Life Look Interesting to You?
Dog Breath
Dog Breath, in the Year of the Plague
Do Not Pass Go
Do Not Try This at Home
Don't Eat There
Don't Eat the Yellow Snow / Nanook Rubs It
Don't Eat the Yellow Snow (single version)
Don't Take Me Down
Do You Like My New Car
Drums Are Too Noisy
Duke of Prunes
Dumb All Over (Live)
Dummy Up
Easy Meat
Eat That Question
Elvis Has Just Left the Building
Emperor of Ohio
Envelops the Bath Tub
Evelyn, a Modified Dog
Everytime I See You
Farther Oblivion
Fifty-Fifty
Finding Higg's Boson
Fine Girl
Fire and Chains
five-five-FIVE
Florentine Pogen
Food Gathering in Post-Industrial America, 1992
For Calvin (and His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
For Duane
For Giuseppe Franco
Fountain of Love
FZ/JCB Drum Duet
Geneva Farewell
German Lunch
Getting Stewed
GOA
Go Cry on Somebody Else's Shoulder
Going for the Money
Good Lobna
Gorgo
Half a Dozen Provocative Squats
Hands With a Hammer
Handsome Cabin Boy
Happy Together
Heavy Duty Judy
Help, I'm a Rock!
Here Comes the Gear, Lads
Here Lies Love
He's Right
He's Watching Us
Hitch Hike
Hog Heaven
Holiday in Berlin
Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp)
Hotel Atlanta Incidentals
Hot-Plate Heaven at the Green Hotel
How's Your Bird
Hungry Freaks, Daddy
I Ain't Got No Heart
I Am the Slime
I Am the Walrus
I Could Be a Star Now
I Don't Know If I Can Go Through This Again
I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
If You're Not a Professional Actor
I Left My Heart in San Francisco
I'm a Band Leader
Imaginary Diseases
I'm Doomed
I'm Not Satisfied
I'm So Happy I Could Cry
I'm Stealing the Towels
I'm the Slime
In-A-Gadda-Stravinsky
Intro Intros
Intro Rap
Intro Rap / Baby Snakes
Intro to Music for Low Budget Orchestra
Invocation & Ritual Dance of the Young Pumpkin
I Promise Not to Come in Your Mouth
Is That All There Is?
Is That Guy Kidding or What
It Ain't Necessarily the Saint James Infirmary
It Can't Happen Here
It's a Good Thing We Get Paid to Do This
It's From Kansas
Jazz Discharge Party Hats
Jeff Quits
Jelly Roll Gum Drop
Jessie Lee
Jesus Thinks You're a Jerk
Jezebel Boy
Jim & Tammy's Upper Room
Joe's Garage (single version)
Johnny Darling
Just One More Time
Kaiser Rolls
Kaiser Rolls (Du Jour)
Kangaroos
Keep It Greasy
Kenny's Booger Story
King Kong
Kung Fu
Later That Night
Latex Solar Beef
Let's Move to Cleveland
Letter From Jeepers
Light Is All That Matters
Lil' Clanton Shuffle
Lisa's Life Story
Little Girl of Mine
Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce
Little House I Used to Live In
Little Rubber Girl
Lobster Girl
Lonely Person Devices
Lonesome Cowboy Burt
Lonesome Cowboy Burt (Swaggart version)
Lonesome Cowboy Nando
Lost in a Whirlpool
Louie Louie
Love of My Life
Love of My Life (live version)
Lucy's Seduction of a Bored Violinist & Postlude
Luigi & The Wise Guys
Lumpy Gravy
Lumpy Gravy, Part One
Lumpy Gravy, Part Two
Magdalena
Magdalena / Dog Breath
Magic Fingers
Magic Fingers (single edit)
Man With the Woman Head
Manx Needs Women
Martin Lickert's Story
Mary Lou
Meow
Montana (single version)
Montana (Whipping Floss)
Montreal
More Trouble Every Day (Swaggart version)
Motherly Love
Motorhead's Midnight Ranch
Mount St. Mary's Concert Excerpt
Move It or Park It
Mr. Green Genes
Murder by Numbers
My Guitar Wants to Kill Your Mama
My Guitar Wants to Kill Your Mama (live)
My Guitar Wants to Kill Your Mama (live version)
My Head?
Mysterioso
Mystery Roach
Nig Biz
Nine Types of Industrial Pollution
No, No Cherry
"No. No. No."
No Waiting for the Peanuts to Dissolve
Now You See It - Now You Don't
NYC Halloween Audience
Oddients
Oh No
Once Again, Without the Net
Once Upon a Time
Orrin Hatch on Skis
Outside Now (original solo)
Panty Rap
Peaches III
Penguin in Bondage (Swaggart version)
Piano/Drum Duet
Pick Me, I'm Clean
Planet of the Baritone Women
Playground Psychotics
Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead
Pound for a Brown
Promiscuous
Proto-minimalism
Purple Haze
Redneck Eats
Republicans
Return of the Hunch-back Duke
Rhymin' Man
Ride My Face to Chicago
Right There
Ring of Fire
Ronnie's Booger Story
Ronnie Sings?
Royal March From L'Histoire Du Soldat
Run Home Cues, #2
Run Home Cues, #3
Run Home Slow Theme
Ruthie-Ruthie
Sam With the Showing Scalp Flat Top
San Ber'dino
Satumaa (Finnish Tango)
Say Please
Scratch & Sniff
Scum Bag
Semi-Fraudulent/Direct-From-Hollywood Overture
Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously?
She Painted Up Her Face
Shove It Right In
Shut Up 'n Play Yer Guitar
Sleeping in a Jar
Smell My Beard
Sofa
Sofa #1
Sofa #2
Sofa No.1
Sofa No. 2
Son of Orange County
Son of Suzy Creamcheese
Soul Polka
Soup 'n Old Clothes
Stairway to Heaven
Stairway to Heaven (live)
Star Wars Won't Work
Status Back Baby
Stolen Moments
Stranded in the Jungle
Strictly Genteel (the finale)
Stuff Up the Cracks
Sunrise Redeemer
Sunshine of Your Love
Super Grease
Swans? What Swans?
Sweet Leilani
Switching Girls
Systems of Edges
Take Me Out to the Ball Game
Tears Began to Fall
Tengo na minchia tanta
That Ol' G Minor Thing Again
That's Not Really a Shuffle
That's Not Really Reggae
The Adventures of Greggery Peccary: Movement I
The Adventures of Greggery Peccary: Movement II
The Adventures of Greggery Peccary: Movement III
The Adventures of Greggery Peccary: Movement IV - The New Brown Clouds
The Air
The Big Squeeze
The Blackouts
The Black Page
The Black Page Drum Solo / Black Page #1
The Black Page (New Age version)
The Blue Light
The Booger Man
The Dog Breath Variations
The Downtown Talent Scout
The Dressing Room
The Eric Dolphy Memorial Barbecue
The Evil Prince
The Florida Airport Tape
The Girl's Dream
The Girl Wants to Fix Him Some Broth
The Grand Wazoo
The Grand Wazoo (Think It Over)
The Groupie Routine
The Lad Searches the Night for His Newts
The Legend of the Golden Arches
The Little House I Used to Live In
The Little March
The Living Garbage Truck
The London Cab Tape
The Madison Panty-Sniffing Festival
The Mammy Anthem
The Man From Utopia
The Motel Lobby
The Motel Room
The Mudshark Interview
The Nancy & Mary Music
The Orange County Lumber Truck
The Poodle Lecture
The Purple Lagoon/Approximate
The "Real World" Thematic Extrapolations
The Sanzini Brothers
The Sealed Tuna Bolero
The Spew King
The Torture Never Stops (original version)
The Torture Never Stops, Part One
The Torture Never Stops, Part Two
The Untouchables
The Way I See It, Barry
The Worst Reviews
Things That Look Like Meat
Thirteen
This Is Neat
This Town Is a Sealed Tuna Sandwich
This Town Is a Sealed Tuna Sandwich (prologue)
This Town Is a Sealed Tuna Sandwich (reprise)
Tiger Roach
Tinsel Town Rebellion
Tinsel Town Rebellion (Live)
Tiny Sick Tears
Too Ugly for Show Business
Torture Never Stops
Touring Can Make You Crazy
Tracy Is a Snob
Trance-Fusion
Treacherous Cretins
Trouble Every Day
Tuna Fish Promenade
Tush Tush Tush (A Token of My Extreme)
"Ulterior Motive"
Uncle Bernie's Farm
Underground Freak-out Music
Valarie
Valerie
Variant I Processional March
Variations on Sinister #3
Very Distraughtening
Villiage of the Sun
Wait a Minute
Wedding Dress Song
Welcome to the United States
Well
Were We Ever Really Safe in San Antonio?
Wet T-Shirt Night
What Kind of Girl?
What Kind of Girl Do You Think We Are?
What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning
When No One Was No One
When Yuppies Go to Hell
Where Is Johnny Velvet?
Where's Our Equipment?
Which One Is It?
While You Were Out
Whipping Post
White Person
White Ugliness
Who Are The Brain Police?
Who Needs the Peace Corp?
Why Don't You Like Me?
Why Johnny Can't Read
Wind Up Working in a Gas Station
Winos Do Not March
Wonderful Wino / Sharleena / Crusin' for Burgers
World's Greatest Sinner
Would You Like A Snack
Wowie Zowie
WPLJ
You Call That Music?
You Didn't Try to Call Me
You Got Your Armies
You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
You There, With the Hard On
Zanti Serenade
Zomby Woof
Popular
Apostrophe'
Bobby Brown
Bobby Brown Goes Down
Camarillo Brillo
Cosmik Debris
Dancin' Fool
Dirty Love
Disco Boy
Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
Father O'blivion
I'm the Slime
Joe's Garage
Little Umbrellas
Nanook Rubs It
Peaches en Regalia
Son of Mr. Green Genes
Stink-Foot
Uncle Remus
Willie the Pimp