Fruitcake Lyrics

There's a fruitcake for everybody
There's a fruitcake for everyone
There are B-sides to every story
If you decide to have some fun
Take a b***, it's all right
There's some brandy and star margarine
to make it bright
Take a b***, it's all right
A little lovin' and some fruit to bake
Life is a piece of cake

It's the season for being happy
But the reason is dead and gone
If the reason for being happy
takes a backseat when the season's done
Just take a b***, it's all right
Taste the taste that sent all mothers giggling
in sheer delight
Take a b***, it's all right
A little lovin' and some fruit to bake
Life is a piece of cake
Everybody everywhere
People do you really care
Xmas time has once again arrived(2x)
There's a mistletoe and a little snow
But we don't get it down in Fruitcake Heights(2x)
Stars are falling down from heaven
But it's nowhere near our town
Miracles are falling down from heaven
But it's nowhere near our town
There's a fruitcake in everybody
There's a fruitcake in everyone
There are B-sides to every story
And the story has just begun

So take a b***, it's all right
Taste the taste that sent all mothers giggling
in sheer delight
Take a b***, it's all right
A little girl is riding all alone
She ran away from home...