It's Christmas
A time of joy and generosity
The season of good deeds and charity
We're inspired by the love and warmth we see
It's easy as one, two, three when it's Christmas
You send a heartfelt smile to someone strange
You give someone in need a little change
Oh, it's almost like rehearsed and prearranged
And I gotta say...
If it has to be Christmas for you to be nice
You're an a******
If you think the season is the reason
You're a piece of s***
If someone has to dress up like Santa or you won't back a fund raise
Then you're a low-life f****** d***
It's Christmas
You spare a little change and make believe
Your conscience will be clear on Christmas Eve
Then you entertain yourself with gluttony
And shopping sprees
If it has to be Christmas for you to be nice
You're a son of a b****
If you think compassion's just in fashion
You're a f****** douche
If it has to be New Year's for you to make a change for the better
You're a spineless f****** t***
Oh, you're so pleased with yourself
Fighting the good fight, one month out of twelve
If it has to be Christmas for you to be nice
You're an a******
If you think the season is the reason
You're a piece of s***
If someone has to dress up like Santa or you won't back a fund raise
Then you're a f*** face
If it has to be Christmas for you to be nice
You're a son of a b****
If you think compassion's just in fashion
You're a f****** douche
If it has to be New Year's for you to make a change for the better
Then you're a spineless f****** t***
You're a spineless f****** t***
Make that f****** change
A time of joy and generosity
The season of good deeds and charity
We're inspired by the love and warmth we see
It's easy as one, two, three when it's Christmas
You send a heartfelt smile to someone strange
You give someone in need a little change
Oh, it's almost like rehearsed and prearranged
And I gotta say...
If it has to be Christmas for you to be nice
You're an a******
If you think the season is the reason
You're a piece of s***
If someone has to dress up like Santa or you won't back a fund raise
Then you're a low-life f****** d***
It's Christmas
You spare a little change and make believe
Your conscience will be clear on Christmas Eve
Then you entertain yourself with gluttony
And shopping sprees
If it has to be Christmas for you to be nice
You're a son of a b****
If you think compassion's just in fashion
You're a f****** douche
If it has to be New Year's for you to make a change for the better
You're a spineless f****** t***
Oh, you're so pleased with yourself
Fighting the good fight, one month out of twelve
If it has to be Christmas for you to be nice
You're an a******
If you think the season is the reason
You're a piece of s***
If someone has to dress up like Santa or you won't back a fund raise
Then you're a f*** face
If it has to be Christmas for you to be nice
You're a son of a b****
If you think compassion's just in fashion
You're a f****** douche
If it has to be New Year's for you to make a change for the better
Then you're a spineless f****** t***
You're a spineless f****** t***
Make that f****** change