I've Been a Bad Boy Lyrics

I've been a bad boy this year
I'm not gonna get any Christmas gift
Santa's rules are very clear
I get a lump of coal on the 25th
My stocking won't contain
No treats or candy cane
You see a bad boy, right here
Santa will skip me on this year's shift

(Alright, listen out)

You'll get no trip to Spain
If you're crawling in that fast lane
No winter coat for you
if you p*** beside the loo

(Let's kick it up a notch, shall we?)

Forget about that laptop case
If you drew a big d*** on your sleeping friend's face
(Ain't that the truth)
You'll get no bottle of wine
If you cheat when you play online
(Now that's just wrong, and you know it, ya b******s)

I've been a bad boy this year
I'm not gonna get any Christmas gift
Santa's rules are very clear
I get a lump of coal on the 25th
(You better believe it)

My stocking won't contain
No treats or candy cane
You see a bad boy, right here
Santa will skip me on this year's shift

(Alright, hang on)

You won't get a rock guitar
If you robbed an armoured car
You'll get no pyjama dress
If you work for the IRS
(Yeah, that escalated quickly, didn't it? Wait, it gets worse:)

Forget about those poker decks
If you date your best friend's ex
And definitely no watch for you
If you ask a woman when she's due
(And it turns out she just, you know, could use a little exercise)

All together now!

I've been a bad boy this year
I'm not gonna get any Christmas gift
Santa's rules are very clear
I get a lump of coal on the 25th

My stocking won't contain
No treats or candy cane
You see a bad boy, right here
Santa will skip me on this year's shift
Santa will skip me on this year's shift
Santa will skip me on this year's shift!