The 12 Days of Xmas Lyrics

Chains: On the first day of Christmas, PAYDAY gave to me...
this broke d*** piece-of-s*** drill

Hoxton: On the second day of Christmas, PAYDAY gave to me...
Two years in jail
Chains: And a broke d*** piece-of-s*** drill
Twitch: On the third day of Christmas, PAYDAY gave to me..
Ah, three tires shot
Hoxton: Two years in jail
Chains: And a broke d*** piece-of-s*** drill

Wolf: On the fourth day of Christmas, PAYDAY gave to me..
Four panicked robbers
Twitch: Three tires shot
Hoxton: Two years in jail
Chains: And this broke d*** piece-of-s*** drill which I hate

Dallas: On the fifth day of Christmas, PAYDAY gave to me..
Five bullets left
Wolf: Four panicked robbers
Twitch: Three tires shot
Hoxton: Two years in jail
Chains: I hate this broke d*** piece-of-s*** drill

Bulldozer: On the sixth day of Christmas, PAYDAY gave to me..
Six dozers charging
Dallas: Five bullets left
Wolf: Four panicked robbers
Twitch: Come on, three tires shot
Hoxton: Two years in jail
Chains: f*** this broke d*** piece-of-s*** drill

Taser: On the seventh day of Christmas, PAYDAY gave to me..
Seven tasers buzzing
Bulldozer: Six dozers charging
Dallas: Five bullets left...Ammo bag!
Wolf: Four panicked robbers
Twitch: f***, three tires shot
Hoxton: Two years in jail
Chains: And..and this broke d***...piece-of-s*** DRILL! I'M SERIOUS!
SWAT: On the eighth day of Christmas, PAYDAY gave to me..
Eight SWATs rappelling
Taser: Seven tasers buzzing
Bulldozer: Six dozers charging
Dallas: Five bullets left...Ammo! Ammo!
Wolf: Four panicked robbers
Twitch: Three tires shot
Hoxton: Two f*****' years in jail
Chains: f*** this broke d*** piece-of-s*** drill..WHY DID YOU GET THIS f****** THING

Negotiator: On the ninth day of Christmas, PAYDAY gave to me..
Nine hostages fleeing
SWAT: Eight SWAT rappelling
Taser: Seven tasers buzzing
Bulldozer: Six dozers charging
Dallas: Five bullets left...Ammo bag! Ammo bag!
Wolf: Four panicked robbers
Twitch: Three tires shot
Hoxton: Two years in jail
Chains: I can't even f*** with this broke d*** piece-of-s*** drill... I mean, seriously

Bain: On the tenth day of Christmas, PAYDAY gave to me...
Ten second response time
Negotiator: Nine hostages fleeing
SWAT: Eight SWATs rappelling
Taser: Seven tasers buzzing
Bulldozer: Six dozers charging
Dallas: ...Five...bullets...left...
Wolf: FOUR PANICKED ROBBERS
Twitch: SCREAMING
Hoxton: Two years in jail
Chains: Yeah, f*** this, f*** this drill, f*** you, f*** this song
Clover: On the eleventh day of Christmas, PAYDAY gave to m...f***
Eleven doors to lockpick
Bain: Ten second response time
Negotiator: Nine hostages fleeing
SWAT: Eight SWATs rappelling
Taser: Seven tasers buzzing
Bulldozer: Six dozers charging
Dallas: Five bullets left...Ammo! Ammo!
Wolf: FOUR PANICKED ROBBERS!!
Twitch: f****** WAAAHAAA
Hoxton: Two years in jail
Chains: Sobbing

Vlad: On the twelfth day of Christmas, PAYDAY gave to me..
Twelve bags of c**e
Clover: Eleven doors to lockpick
Bain: Ten second response time
Negotiator: All hostages gone
SWAT: Eight SWATs rappelling
Taser: Seven tasers buzzing
Bulldozer: Six dozers charging
Dallas: Five bullets left...I'm out of f****** ammo!
Wolf: WHERE'S THE AAAAHHHHHH
Twitch: FUUUU Car crash
All: And a broke d*** piece-of-s*** drill