Orlando's Not Here Lyrics

"I hope he's here this time man."
"Hello?"
"Yeah, is Orlando there?"
"Err, no. I mean... No, Orlando's not here!"
He used to live right up the street
On the corner of Jones Street.
No one knows just what he's done,
But now he weighs 151.

Orlando's not here!
No, Orlando's not here.
Orlando's not here!
No, Orlando's not here.
Down the street on his weighed down schwinn,
Selling dime bags to all his friends.
In Street Fighter he'd always win,
I haven't seen him since way back then.

Orlando's not here!
No, Orlando's not here.
Orlando's not here!
No, Orlando's not here.
Orlando's not here!
No, Orlando's not here.
Orlando's not here!
No, Orlando's not here.

He'll answer the door in a disguise
Just minutes after he goes inside.
He'll throw a party rain or shine,
And if you're sellin', 'Lando's not buying.