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Agency Man Lyrics

Sell us a president, agency man
Smiling Big Brother, stern father perhaps
Sell us a president, agency man
A gay smiling nothing we know never c***s
Let's try California,
(Pay us first before we do it!)
We'll get a smilin' n***
And march him right on through
Rent a baby
Kiss a baby
Ladies in for tea

And here's a bunch of speeches
We'll toss 'em in for free
Sell us a president, agency man
Smiling Big Brother, stern father perhaps
Sell us a president, agency man
A gay smiling nothing we know never c***s

We'll sell him in the movies
On the tube throughout the year
We'll sell him by the buckets
To the Okies drinking beer
We'll teach him how to walk and talk
We'll putty up his chin
We'll print his picture everywhere
Of course the SCHMUCK will win
From the heart of old Death Valley
To the ruling of our land
A simple trick, you simple pigs
Just the way we planned
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Mystery Disc (1998)
Theme From Run Home Slow Original Duke of Prunes Opening Night Party at Studio Z (Collage) The Village Inn Steal Away I Was a Teen-Age Malt Shop The Birth of Captain Beefheart Metal Man Has Won His Wings Power Trio Segment From The Saints 'n Sinners Bossa Nova Pervertamento Excerpt From The Uncle Frankie Show Charva Speed-Freak Boogie Original Mothers at the Broadside (Pomona) Party Scene From Mondo Hollywood Original Mothers Rehearsal How Could I Be Such a Fool? Band Introductions at the Fillmore West Plastic People Original Mothers at the Fillmore East Harry, You're a Beast Don Interrupts Piece One Jim/Roy Piece Two Agency Man Agency Man (studio version) Lecture From Festival Hall Show Wedding Dress Song/The Handsome Cabin Boy Skweezit Skweezit Skweezit The Story of Willie the Pimp Black Beauty Chucha Mothers at KPFK Harmonica Fun