[Baby Cryin', Scary music, laughin' voice .. ]
Good evening, and welcome to Eazy's playhouse,
you stupid m****f****aaaaa!
[a low bass metal voice .. ]
Now that you got the album,
what the f*** are you gonna do with it,
b**** b**** b**** b**** ...
Eazily I aproach, the microphone because I ain't no joke
Tell your momma to get off of my tip
I have no time to give her my d***
I'm gonna hold it
And walk around the stage and
If you f*** up I'm goin' to get my gage and
Unload the barrel and lough
Cuz I'm puttin' led in your m**********' a**
Psychopathic, but the ho's are attracted
Because when I'm on hard my d***'s at least a yard
In the days of old I was a nut
Now I need at least 3 ho's when I f***
Cuz I do a check, nut 1 nut 2
Then I save my nut for when there's nothin' else to do
You're used to the crew, b****
Cuz I would never quit
As soon as you think that's it I'm still talkin' s***
I told you that n**** was crazy
E boy, that's my boy, godamnit
I got a fable that you need to listen to
It's a funky little rhyme about a b**** or a two
One Sharone and the other one Shine
I want to nut but which one do I want?
Shine said Eazy let me f*** you blind
And Sharon said E I want to blow your mind
I said f*** it, I know what should be done
Just pull your panties down and I'll f*** the biggest one
And then I get the other p**** put it in the freezer
So I can always have a on-hold skeezer
Get out to tick it, I do it like that
So I told the ho's to take a big step back
Took the zipper down, I'z wide and said
Here's what I'm gonna put inside
Grab it like a rabbit, grab it let's wreck it
But I won't love you,
When I'm done I'd still be talkin' s*** ...
That boy'z good
Yeah that boy's good
That m*********'z talkin' all kinds of s***
I used to get p**** like eazy here and every day
You're m**********' lyin'
How you know I'm m**********' lyin'?
You're lyin', your d*** can't get hard ..
Oh, suck my d*** m*********
n**** you lied
Who you're talkin' to..?
...
[Dre:] Wait a minute, wait a minute, cut that s***,
HEY YO YELLA BOY! LET'S REWIND IT!
n***** don't see I'm a 100% legit
And you know it ain't about all that bullshit
It's about f*****' this b**** and that b****
But not the b**** with the 7 day itch, like that ho'
Just throwin' me the p****
She says she wants to do it like a doggy
She's bad, nobody is badder
But she got more crabs than a seafood platter
b**** on the gang move, to skizz me
Just to say "I got f***** by Eazy"
So I slapped the ho' like a pimp
I might be a women-beater but I'm not a p****-eater
So when the s*** hits the fan it's outta my mouth
You don't like what I'm talkin' about
All of ya'll can just suck my d***
You can quote me now cuz I'm still talkin' s*** ..
The boy's good, I told you the boy's good
The n**** has talent
You don't know a d*** thing
Yeah, I like that part, bring that s*** back one more time, Maestro
I can do the bagaloo
That old s*** did'nt play out in 1967 ...
Hey f*** you, f*** you ..
Good evening, and welcome to Eazy's playhouse,
you stupid m****f****aaaaa!
[a low bass metal voice .. ]
Now that you got the album,
what the f*** are you gonna do with it,
b**** b**** b**** b**** ...
Eazily I aproach, the microphone because I ain't no joke
Tell your momma to get off of my tip
I have no time to give her my d***
I'm gonna hold it
And walk around the stage and
If you f*** up I'm goin' to get my gage and
Unload the barrel and lough
Cuz I'm puttin' led in your m**********' a**
Psychopathic, but the ho's are attracted
Because when I'm on hard my d***'s at least a yard
In the days of old I was a nut
Now I need at least 3 ho's when I f***
Cuz I do a check, nut 1 nut 2
Then I save my nut for when there's nothin' else to do
You're used to the crew, b****
Cuz I would never quit
As soon as you think that's it I'm still talkin' s***
I told you that n**** was crazy
E boy, that's my boy, godamnit
I got a fable that you need to listen to
It's a funky little rhyme about a b**** or a two
One Sharone and the other one Shine
I want to nut but which one do I want?
Shine said Eazy let me f*** you blind
And Sharon said E I want to blow your mind
I said f*** it, I know what should be done
Just pull your panties down and I'll f*** the biggest one
And then I get the other p**** put it in the freezer
So I can always have a on-hold skeezer
Get out to tick it, I do it like that
So I told the ho's to take a big step back
Took the zipper down, I'z wide and said
Here's what I'm gonna put inside
Grab it like a rabbit, grab it let's wreck it
But I won't love you,
When I'm done I'd still be talkin' s*** ...
That boy'z good
Yeah that boy's good
That m*********'z talkin' all kinds of s***
I used to get p**** like eazy here and every day
You're m**********' lyin'
How you know I'm m**********' lyin'?
You're lyin', your d*** can't get hard ..
Oh, suck my d*** m*********
n**** you lied
Who you're talkin' to..?
...
[Dre:] Wait a minute, wait a minute, cut that s***,
HEY YO YELLA BOY! LET'S REWIND IT!
n***** don't see I'm a 100% legit
And you know it ain't about all that bullshit
It's about f*****' this b**** and that b****
But not the b**** with the 7 day itch, like that ho'
Just throwin' me the p****
She says she wants to do it like a doggy
She's bad, nobody is badder
But she got more crabs than a seafood platter
b**** on the gang move, to skizz me
Just to say "I got f***** by Eazy"
So I slapped the ho' like a pimp
I might be a women-beater but I'm not a p****-eater
So when the s*** hits the fan it's outta my mouth
You don't like what I'm talkin' about
All of ya'll can just suck my d***
You can quote me now cuz I'm still talkin' s*** ..
The boy's good, I told you the boy's good
The n**** has talent
You don't know a d*** thing
Yeah, I like that part, bring that s*** back one more time, Maestro
I can do the bagaloo
That old s*** did'nt play out in 1967 ...
Hey f*** you, f*** you ..