Memphis made the rockabilly famous
Chicago's got a lonely wind that blows
Out in California they're making movies
And all the girls are taking off their clothes
Manhattan is an island that won't sleep
And Atlanta's just a memory in my mind
But often I find myself in Pennsylvania
Where drinking beer is a productive waste of time
CHORUS:
Pittsburgh makes me drunk, and that's a fact
And every time I leave I'm sure I won't be welcome back
Well I rave and rant and I lose my pants and it always ends the same:
Pittsburgh makes me drunk and then it rains
Pittsburgh makes me drunk and then it rains
Seattle is rather fond of flannel
Rice-a-Roni is the San Francisco treat
Las Vegas is full of drugs and hookers
But Las Vegas is too far away for me
Philadelphia's full of jerks and a-holes
Florida's where they all will move to die
But I'll be getting drunk for seven dollars
In a classy little joint on the South Side
CHORUS
CHORUS
Chicago's got a lonely wind that blows
Out in California they're making movies
And all the girls are taking off their clothes
Manhattan is an island that won't sleep
And Atlanta's just a memory in my mind
But often I find myself in Pennsylvania
Where drinking beer is a productive waste of time
CHORUS:
Pittsburgh makes me drunk, and that's a fact
And every time I leave I'm sure I won't be welcome back
Well I rave and rant and I lose my pants and it always ends the same:
Pittsburgh makes me drunk and then it rains
Pittsburgh makes me drunk and then it rains
Seattle is rather fond of flannel
Rice-a-Roni is the San Francisco treat
Las Vegas is full of drugs and hookers
But Las Vegas is too far away for me
Philadelphia's full of jerks and a-holes
Florida's where they all will move to die
But I'll be getting drunk for seven dollars
In a classy little joint on the South Side
CHORUS
CHORUS