Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!
Who left the water running? Why are there no ice cubes?
Who's been squeezing toothpaste from the middle of the tube?
Who opened up the mail, left it in disarray?
Who left the car in neutral before it rolled away?
CHORUS:
Well you blame me, and I blame the Viking
But I'm pretty sure that answer must not be to your liking
But it's not a game, I'm not avoiding blame
The Viking said he did it, that he's sorry, that he's ashamed
Who used a metal fork in your new Teflon pot?
Who drank right from the bottle of the milk that you just bought?
Who dragged their muddy boots across the brand new rug?
Left a stain on the coffee table from a giant coffee mug?
CHORUS
'Cause I know a Viking, but you don't believe me
And maybe if you met him, this would be a lot more easy in the end
And sure he's a bit clumsy, but he's not imaginary
And he's relatively nice for a bloodthirsty mercenary
He's not pretend...'Cause that Viking, he's my friend.
Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!
Who never cleans their dishes? Who left the oven on?
Who uses pens on crosswords and gets the answers wrong?
Who left the sink all covered with clippings from their beard?
Who got you pregnant last year and then just disappeared?
CHORUS
But I know a Viking, and you don't believe me
And maybe if you met him, this would be a lot more easy in the end
And sure he's a bit clumsy, but he's not imaginary
And he's relatively nice for a bloodthirsty mercenary
He's not pretend...'Cause that Viking, he's my friend.
Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!
And they don't drink beer from skulls
And they never wore horned hats
And if I don't know a Viking personally, then you tell me--
How the hell did I know that?
How the hell did I know that?
How the hell did I know that?
How the hell did I know that?
But I know a Viking, and you don't believe me
And maybe if you met him, this would be a lot more easy in the end
And sure he's a bit clumsy, but he's not imaginary
And he's relatively nice for a bloodthirsty mercenary
He's not pretend...'Cause that Viking, he's my friend.
Who left the water running? Why are there no ice cubes?
Who's been squeezing toothpaste from the middle of the tube?
Who opened up the mail, left it in disarray?
Who left the car in neutral before it rolled away?
CHORUS:
Well you blame me, and I blame the Viking
But I'm pretty sure that answer must not be to your liking
But it's not a game, I'm not avoiding blame
The Viking said he did it, that he's sorry, that he's ashamed
Who used a metal fork in your new Teflon pot?
Who drank right from the bottle of the milk that you just bought?
Who dragged their muddy boots across the brand new rug?
Left a stain on the coffee table from a giant coffee mug?
CHORUS
'Cause I know a Viking, but you don't believe me
And maybe if you met him, this would be a lot more easy in the end
And sure he's a bit clumsy, but he's not imaginary
And he's relatively nice for a bloodthirsty mercenary
He's not pretend...'Cause that Viking, he's my friend.
Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!
Who never cleans their dishes? Who left the oven on?
Who uses pens on crosswords and gets the answers wrong?
Who left the sink all covered with clippings from their beard?
Who got you pregnant last year and then just disappeared?
CHORUS
But I know a Viking, and you don't believe me
And maybe if you met him, this would be a lot more easy in the end
And sure he's a bit clumsy, but he's not imaginary
And he's relatively nice for a bloodthirsty mercenary
He's not pretend...'Cause that Viking, he's my friend.
Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!
And they don't drink beer from skulls
And they never wore horned hats
And if I don't know a Viking personally, then you tell me--
How the hell did I know that?
How the hell did I know that?
How the hell did I know that?
How the hell did I know that?
But I know a Viking, and you don't believe me
And maybe if you met him, this would be a lot more easy in the end
And sure he's a bit clumsy, but he's not imaginary
And he's relatively nice for a bloodthirsty mercenary
He's not pretend...'Cause that Viking, he's my friend.