As Usual Lyrics

I woke up with an achin' head,
as usual
I can't remember goin' to bed,
as usual
My stomach's feelin' very queer
I've got a thunder storm in my left ear
It must have been McEwan's beer,
as usual
Oh we sucked the drink up like a hoover,
as usual
The cheap wine and the paint remover,
as usual
And somewhere deep inside my brain
I seem to hear a diesel train
And I promise not to drink again,
as usual
I woke up in a public park,
as usual
I must have crawled there after dark,
as usual
Oh I'd better see how much I've got
Oh Jesus Christ! I've spent the lot
I must have been a drunken sot,
as usual