Trekkie Girl Lyrics

She knows every episode
She wears the boots that go-go-go
She's got a red miniskirt
She makes me play Captain Kirk
Trekkie girl, Trekkie girl
We go to conventions
She gives me erections
Girl - my Trekkie girl
She paints her skin green
And it's not Halloween
She rocks my brave new world

She always acts so logical
She drives a Volvo Iike it's our s***e shuttle (of love)
She looks just like Britney Spears
Just add a few pounds and some pointy ears

Trekkie girl, Trekkie girl
She loves outer s***e
Has a black and white face
Oh, girl - my Trekkie girl
I'm her Leonard Nimoy
She's the real McCoy
She's got a Spock haircut with curls
And on some nights she tells me
Put my symbiote inside her
She separates my saucer
Yeah, she knows just what to say
And on nights when I loose power
Well it doesn't even phaser
She grabs my captain's log
Torpedoes away

She knows every episode
She wears the boots that go-go-go
She's got a red miniskirt
She makes me play Captain Kirk
Trekkie girl, Trekkie girl
We go to conventions
She gives me erections
Girl - my Trekkie girl
She paints her skin green
And it's not Halloween

Oh, girl - my Trekkie girl
She loves outer s***e
Has a black and white face
Oh, girl - my Trekkie girl
I'm her Leonard Nimoy
She's the real McCoy
My girl - Trekkie girl