Suds Me Up Sulu Lyrics

The bathtub's the bridge
And you've got the helm
Hot water burnin' burnin'
Overwhelms
And you've got control of the showerhead
So, lather me, lather me up baby
Warp speed ahead
Come on and suds, suds, suds me up Sulu
Come on and suds, suds, suds me up Sulu

I feel so dirty
Covered in grunge
Go get the captain's toupee
I need a sponge
'Cause you've had a long day now
And I smell your rank
So lets scrub ourselves Spic and Span, baby
And give each other a spank
Come on and suds, suds, suds me up Sulu
No one else on this filthy ship
Can stay on course like you do
Come on and suds, suds, suds me up Sulu
No one else can navigate a wormhole
As clean as you do
Start at my head
And move to my feet
You can be the admiral, baby
And I'll be your fleet
Rinse and repeat

Second Chorus