Shave the Planet Lyrics

Because we're Americans
We don't give a s*** about each other
We don't give a s*** about the earth
And all I want to do is rip you off
And f*** you in the a** while you're not lookin'
Because we're Americans
The Catholics mouth more than just each other
It's written that He must toss you off
Your parents were light on their last t**hing
Father f***** me in the a** while I'm not lookin'

If God created man, He did it just right
h*****, slavery, urban blight
Starvation, religion, and selling our nation
Out right
Because we're Americans
Hide behind the mask of mediocrity
My wife, my kids are swell
A fifty-fifty chance that he's a h***
And he'll take it in the a** while you're not lookin
If God created man, He did it just right
h*****, slavery, urban blight
Starvation, religion, and selling our nation
Out right

Americans
Take a fist in the a**
Americans
Try hard and fast
Americans
Just eliminate the middle f****** class