Lipstick Lyrics

On a Tuesday afternoon
my mom came in my room
and said get the f*** up outta bed
and get a god d***ed job
so I told her hey hey f*** you mom
and threw the phone at her head
but I missed and hit her in the s*****
so I slammed the door in her face
and said don't ever barge in my room
or I'll kick your a** and call the cops
and tell them I'm abused
and you'll wind up in jail
while I go s*****ard in vail
no one to post your bail
cuz daddy loves me more
he says that you're a

You're worthless, you're lazy, you're stupid
a little over weight
now give me 20 bucks
Mommy, you're worthless, you're lazy, you're stupid
a little over weight
now give me 20 bucks
no make it 50 bucks
Now mom writes me letters
I write return to sender
let her rot there in her cell
I watch the dogs mate on her bed
sorry mommy I had to p***
the china silver and all your jewelry
I had to eat and rent a bunch of prostitutes
like you
you're lazy, you're stupid
a little over weight
now give me 20 bucks
Mommy, You're worthless, you're lazy, you're stupid
a little over weight
now give me 20 bucks
no make it 50 bucks
no make it 60 bucks
make it 75
why don't you just give me your whole gad d*** purse
I hope you're having fun rotting in jail
maybe I'll come visit you, nah
enjoy your stretch in jail