The redneck cookout was going full swing
Almost everyone in town had just arrived
Folks were throwing on the grill everything that they could kill
And a couple critters that were still alive
Well the meat was running down when Army folks from out of town
Showed up and started bossing us around
They said everyone should leave, and now this you won't believe
The dead were up & crawlin' from the ground
I said hang on right here
I just had a great idea...
We'll have a zombie apocalypse barbecue
And I'll save a couple ribs for you
Even though ya'll were related
You'll be thankful you ate at
this here zombie apocalypse barbecue
The zombies started gathering
As Bill began a-slathering
The sauce on which he built his family name
But one of the zombies got him
So my sister up and shot him
In the head and then she dumped him in the flame
By the time we started packing up
The zombies were attacking us
They bit me and it caused a bunch of pain
But I heard a zombie say as my life just slipped away
Could we try some of that sauce out on your brain?
I thought why not just let her
The sauce makes everything better
At the zombie apocalypse barbecue
Well even if you don't survive
Be it brains or chicken wings, barbecue's one of those things
Makes you smile just to be alive
At the zombie apocalypse barbecue
We'll save some ribs for you
Whether or not you deserve it
Everybody will get served down at the
Zombie apocalypse barbecue
Almost everyone in town had just arrived
Folks were throwing on the grill everything that they could kill
And a couple critters that were still alive
Well the meat was running down when Army folks from out of town
Showed up and started bossing us around
They said everyone should leave, and now this you won't believe
The dead were up & crawlin' from the ground
I said hang on right here
I just had a great idea...
We'll have a zombie apocalypse barbecue
And I'll save a couple ribs for you
Even though ya'll were related
You'll be thankful you ate at
this here zombie apocalypse barbecue
The zombies started gathering
As Bill began a-slathering
The sauce on which he built his family name
But one of the zombies got him
So my sister up and shot him
In the head and then she dumped him in the flame
By the time we started packing up
The zombies were attacking us
They bit me and it caused a bunch of pain
But I heard a zombie say as my life just slipped away
Could we try some of that sauce out on your brain?
I thought why not just let her
The sauce makes everything better
At the zombie apocalypse barbecue
Well even if you don't survive
Be it brains or chicken wings, barbecue's one of those things
Makes you smile just to be alive
At the zombie apocalypse barbecue
We'll save some ribs for you
Whether or not you deserve it
Everybody will get served down at the
Zombie apocalypse barbecue