Hollywood handsome!
Staring at cherry red lips
Heard his voice in surround
Listen to the honey drips
Feel it make your heart pound
Pearly whites, clean close shaved
Run your fingers through his curls
h****, sick, and depraved
He gets all of the girls
He is so g******n Hollywood handsome
Oh yeah, he is a real peach
It's too bad he just can't keep his pants on
Better f*** him 'fore he's out of reach
Not so smart, not so clever
Nobody wants him for his mind
As for talent, well whatever
He is god's gift to womenkind
Always carries a mirror
Keeps it on hand for a self-inspection
The only thing that he holds dear
Is the sight of his own reflection
He is so g******n Hollywood handsome
Oh yeah, he is a real peach
It's too bad he just can't keep his pants on
Better f*** him 'fore he's out of reach
Now when you see a man in Technicolor
You know there'll never be another
Not much upstairs but what a body
Hollywood handsome
Sure is a hottie
He is so g******n Hollywood handsome
Oh yeah, he is a real peach
It's too bad he just can't keep his pants on
Better f*** him 'fore he's out of reach
Ooh ooh, Hollywood handsome
Ooh ooh, Hollywood handsome
Ooh ooh, Hollywood handsome
Staring at cherry red lips
Heard his voice in surround
Listen to the honey drips
Feel it make your heart pound
Pearly whites, clean close shaved
Run your fingers through his curls
h****, sick, and depraved
He gets all of the girls
He is so g******n Hollywood handsome
Oh yeah, he is a real peach
It's too bad he just can't keep his pants on
Better f*** him 'fore he's out of reach
Not so smart, not so clever
Nobody wants him for his mind
As for talent, well whatever
He is god's gift to womenkind
Always carries a mirror
Keeps it on hand for a self-inspection
The only thing that he holds dear
Is the sight of his own reflection
He is so g******n Hollywood handsome
Oh yeah, he is a real peach
It's too bad he just can't keep his pants on
Better f*** him 'fore he's out of reach
Now when you see a man in Technicolor
You know there'll never be another
Not much upstairs but what a body
Hollywood handsome
Sure is a hottie
He is so g******n Hollywood handsome
Oh yeah, he is a real peach
It's too bad he just can't keep his pants on
Better f*** him 'fore he's out of reach
Ooh ooh, Hollywood handsome
Ooh ooh, Hollywood handsome
Ooh ooh, Hollywood handsome