I'm going to sing a song about Lady Muck,
It wasn't her real name, but it rhymes with 'f***',
I'm going to knack my voice doing this for too long,
Come on, Fast Fret, let's get on with the song.
She was sitting at a table, shouting: 'Waiter! Where's the wine list?'
(You don't come in McDonalds if you really want to get p*****)
'Take me for a drink!' She handed me her car keys,
' Get me out of here, This place is full of grelbies.'
You can use her p*** for perfume and her p***s for dental floss,
And her s*** would make good toothpaste because she's so f****** posh,
Lady Muck.
Drove her out of town, Friday night was pay night,
She said she was a witch, I turned into a lay-by,
Did a spell of snogging, had a spot of f********,
Found out her name was Janet by the labels on her lingerie.
She had a fur coat and no knickers, but she were a real lady
She never swore or farted and she drove a gold Mercedes.
Lady Muck.
You can use her p*** for perfume and her p***s for dental floss,
And her s*** would make good toothpaste because she's so f****** posh,
She had a fur coat and no knickers, but she were a real lady
She never swore or farted when she spilt her chips n gravy,
Lady Muck,
Lady Muck,
Lady Muck,
Lady Muck.
©1989 The Macc Lads
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It wasn't her real name, but it rhymes with 'f***',
I'm going to knack my voice doing this for too long,
Come on, Fast Fret, let's get on with the song.
She was sitting at a table, shouting: 'Waiter! Where's the wine list?'
(You don't come in McDonalds if you really want to get p*****)
'Take me for a drink!' She handed me her car keys,
' Get me out of here, This place is full of grelbies.'
You can use her p*** for perfume and her p***s for dental floss,
And her s*** would make good toothpaste because she's so f****** posh,
Lady Muck.
Drove her out of town, Friday night was pay night,
She said she was a witch, I turned into a lay-by,
Did a spell of snogging, had a spot of f********,
Found out her name was Janet by the labels on her lingerie.
She had a fur coat and no knickers, but she were a real lady
She never swore or farted and she drove a gold Mercedes.
Lady Muck.
You can use her p*** for perfume and her p***s for dental floss,
And her s*** would make good toothpaste because she's so f****** posh,
She had a fur coat and no knickers, but she were a real lady
She never swore or farted when she spilt her chips n gravy,
Lady Muck,
Lady Muck,
Lady Muck,
Lady Muck.
©1989 The Macc Lads
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