Another year, another disappointment.
What am I to celebrate?
365 days of f*****' up, yeah.
Being just a waste of s***e.
Well I like girls who like me too and never make a f*****' move
cause the word suave don't mean s*** to me.
Vomit from a heaping bowl of rancid chicken noodle soup
or just lay down and go to sleep.
Another day, so what's your f*****' hurry?
Why will I get slagged today?
My spiky hair, my boring clothes,
the undeniably pathetic fact that me and you are one in the same.
When my Old Spice deodorant don't last till 3 o clock
I get all smelly and no one wants to come near.
But I don't give an a**, because tonight I'll get it right.
That's right, I'll ask her out. f*** all my fears.
Get some b******, get some hoes. Whoa-oh!
What am I to celebrate?
365 days of f*****' up, yeah.
Being just a waste of s***e.
Well I like girls who like me too and never make a f*****' move
cause the word suave don't mean s*** to me.
Vomit from a heaping bowl of rancid chicken noodle soup
or just lay down and go to sleep.
Another day, so what's your f*****' hurry?
Why will I get slagged today?
My spiky hair, my boring clothes,
the undeniably pathetic fact that me and you are one in the same.
When my Old Spice deodorant don't last till 3 o clock
I get all smelly and no one wants to come near.
But I don't give an a**, because tonight I'll get it right.
That's right, I'll ask her out. f*** all my fears.
Get some b******, get some hoes. Whoa-oh!