The Jumpin Jack Axlrod
He ran with his boots on
The hourglass in the sun
Because the sand weighs a ton, TON!
20 minutes, second lead
Round the world in a bus with Kenny
He says "Chester is the place to be"
That's only cuz ya can't see it
The sign says "Fewer Babies Please"
He asks me if I brought my own strainer
He says he likes the smell of Chinese tea
And then he starts complainin'
20 minutes, second lead
Round the world in a bus with Kenny
He says "Nashville is the place to be"
But he didn't get to see it
The Jumpin Jack Axlrod
He ran with his boots on
The hourglass in the sun
Because the sand weighs a ton
He ran with his boots on
The hourglass in the sun
Because the sand weighs a ton, TON!
20 minutes, second lead
Round the world in a bus with Kenny
He says "Chester is the place to be"
That's only cuz ya can't see it
The sign says "Fewer Babies Please"
He asks me if I brought my own strainer
He says he likes the smell of Chinese tea
And then he starts complainin'
20 minutes, second lead
Round the world in a bus with Kenny
He says "Nashville is the place to be"
But he didn't get to see it
The Jumpin Jack Axlrod
He ran with his boots on
The hourglass in the sun
Because the sand weighs a ton