What if we
Could use our exercise machines
To make electricity?
All our needs would melt away the pounds
We all would
Have the best shape of our lives
We could re-claim the Olympics
The TV would show red and blue and white
All the TV would show red and blue and white
Instead of sooty clouds over our cities we'd have
Body odor smog to fill our lungs
Our skies would be the envy of everyone
All those who
Just sit around and watch the tube
Would have something more to do
'Cause you can't watch Friends until you've run a mile
One day we
Will invent a new machine
That will make cars obsolete
A vehicle that runs on human power
Oh, think of just how far we will have come
Instead of sooty clouds over our cities we'd have
Body odor smog to fill our lungs
Our skies would be the envy of everyone
Could use our exercise machines
To make electricity?
All our needs would melt away the pounds
We all would
Have the best shape of our lives
We could re-claim the Olympics
The TV would show red and blue and white
All the TV would show red and blue and white
Instead of sooty clouds over our cities we'd have
Body odor smog to fill our lungs
Our skies would be the envy of everyone
All those who
Just sit around and watch the tube
Would have something more to do
'Cause you can't watch Friends until you've run a mile
One day we
Will invent a new machine
That will make cars obsolete
A vehicle that runs on human power
Oh, think of just how far we will have come
Instead of sooty clouds over our cities we'd have
Body odor smog to fill our lungs
Our skies would be the envy of everyone