This Club Is a Haunted House Lyrics

ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A LITTLE DEAD GIRL
DUG UP FROM THE CORN FIELDS OF NEWTON, IOWA
SHE WAS DISCOVERED BY A MUCH MORE GORGEOUS
BLACKER, BEAUTIFUL FAMOUS DRAG QUEEN
AND HER CAREER TOOK OFF!
OH LORD, I'VE CREATED A MONSTER
YOU BETTA BURN WITCH!!
[ LAUGHS ]
GET POSSESSED BY THE DJ
YOU'LL SCREAM LIKE LINDA BLAIR
PICK UP A TRICK OR TREAT
AND COME TO THE PARTY TONIGHTMARE

YOU GRAB A DRINK DRINK
I'LL GRAB A KNIFE KNIFE
THIS IS THE END OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE LIFE
YOU GRAB A DRINK DRINK
I'LL GRAB A KNIFE KNIFE
THIS IS THE END OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE LIFE
REST OF YOUR LIFE LIFE [ REPEATS ]

THIS CLUB WOAH!
IT'S A HA-HA-HAUNTED HOUSE
HA-HA-HAUNTED HOUSE
THIS CLUB WOAH!
IT'S A HA-HA-HAUNTED HOUSE
HA-HA-HAUNTED HOUSE
THIS CLUB WOAH!
IT'S A HA-HA-HAUNTED HOUSE
HA-HA-HAUNTED HOUSE
THIS CLUB WOAH!
IT'S A HA-HA-HAUNTED HOUSE
HA-HA-HAUNTED HOUSE
IS THAT A MONSTER IN YOUR POCKET
OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME?
WE'LL MAKE YOU TINGLE LIKE WILLIAM CASTLE
T.G.I.F. THE 13TH!

YOU GRAB A DRINK DRINK
I'LL GRAB A KNIFE KNIFE
THIS IS THE END OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE LIFE
YOU GRAB A DRINK DRINK
I'LL GRAB A KNIFE KNIFE
THIS IS THE END OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE LIFE
REST OF YOUR LIFE LIFE [ REPEATS ]

THIS CLUB WOAH!
IT'S A HA-HA-HAUNTED HOUSE
HA-HA-HAUNTED HOUSE
THIS CLUB WOAH!
IT'S A HA-HA-HAUNTED HOUSE
HA-HA-HAUNTED HOUSE
THIS CLUB WOAH!
IT'S A HA-HA-HAUNTED HOUSE
HA-HA-HAUNTED HOUSE
THIS CLUB WOAH!
IT'S A HA-HA-HAUNTED HOUSE
HA-HA-HAUNTED HOUSE
DEMONS ON THE DANCE FLOOR
I'VE TASTED BLOOD AND I WANT MORE
DEMONS ON THE DANCE FLOOR
I'VE TASTED BLOOD AND I WANT MORE MORE [ REPEATS ]
I'VE TASTED BLOOD AND I WANT MORE MORE [ REPEATS ]

BOO!!!
I SCARED YOU

THIS CLUB WOAH!
IT'S A HA-HA-HAUNTED HOUSE
HA-HA-HAUNTED HOUSE
THIS CLUB WOAH!
IT'S A HA-HA-HAUNTED HOUSE
HA-HA-HAUNTED HOUSE
THIS CLUB WOAH!
IT'S A HA-HA-HAUNTED HOUSE
HA-HA-HAUNTED HOUSE
THIS CLUB WOAH!
IT'S A HA-HA-HAUNTED HOUSE
HA-HA-HAUNTED HOUSE
[ MUSIC ENDS ]