How to Fire a Gun Lyrics

I would like to learn
how to fire a gun,
in case it ever comes to that.
I think it's something everyone should know,
and I would like to learn
how to dress a wound,
in case I'm ever hurt real bad
and don't have access to a doctor's care
And I would like to learn
how to fire a gun.

How to fire a gun

And I'd like to learn
how to program C
Design a 2D fighting game
based on GPS technology
Learn one special move,
in every US. state.
Players moving in real-s***e,
producing correlating in-game change
and they would like to learn
how to fire a gun.
When you eject
a loaded cartridge,
do you leave one in the chamber?
Do you have to c*** the hammer
manually?

Do you believe
she'll ever leave you?
Do you have someone to read to?
Do you hope you'll never need to
fire a gun?
And I'd like to learn
how to practice law.
Devise a perfect policy.
America with true justice for all,
And I would like to learn
how to play guitar.
I'd shred little melody,
one to make you re-a****s your life.
And I would like to learn
how to fire a gun.

How to fire one.