I can see you starin' at me from across the room.
Peripheril vision got me wishin' you weren't with that dude.
So I'll just move a little closer; I'm supposed to come and tell you, bro.
These dudes outside with baseball bats are smashin' out your windows, yo.
Sorry, Mr. Smartass, I don't mean to crash your party,
But your chick is hot, and I'm about to plot a way to make her mine.
She's so fine, I would crawl a mile on my hands and knees
Through hot coals and broken glass just to see her in her panties.
Take 'em off, whisper soft nothings in my ear.
Yep, she's the one I'm leaving with, 'cause she's the hottest woman here.
I'm singin', do you wanna get with this? 'Cause you know I wanna get with that.
And we can jump into the sack and take a trip around the world.
Now come on and get with this, 'cause you know I wanna get with that,
So, baby, let's jump in the sack and take a trip around the world.
Two minutes later, I have figured out her game.
She's all, "One that goes somewhere and talks his place is kinda lame."
So I say okay, as I mentally take off her blouse.
"We can go to my place, 'cause my roommate's at her boyfriend's house."
Back to the crib, in a jiffy, we go.
Well, I'm not gonna work, 'cause I owe,
'Cause the adrenaline flow is taking over.
Fee-fi-fo-fum, chicky-chicky bang-bang,
t***y-t***y hang-hang in my face.
I'm a busy man, no time to waste.
We're makin' bacon like a pig farm.
Now I don't mean to seem alarmed,
But why's my arm gettin' tied to the bedpost?
I like to use my fingers the most.
She said, "shut up," and then got up.
I was layin' there all like, "What the f***?"
As she got out her toys, they started makin' noise.
I didn't know what I was gettin' into.
My heart was beatin' fast in a state of flabbergast.
Holy moley, baby, what the f*** do I do?
Oh dear Lord, this girl has got me in her grip.
I thought I'd seen it all, but this crazy b**** is teachin' me some s***.
I'm talkin' whips and chains and cuffs and leather, lots of melting candle wax.
Dang it hurts so good when she drips it on my sack.
And now she's got some sort of metal thing with spikes and like a clamp on one end.
What are you gonna do with that? No, please, ahh!
She's goin' loco. I don't know, don't think I like this freaky s***.
Does that mean I'm weird? Who cares? I'll just roll with it.
'Cause she is hot as Hades. All you ladies oughta know by now
That Muck Sticky gets so freaky-deaky, come on, baby.
Do you wanna get with this? 'Cause you know I wanna get with that.
And we can jump into the sack and take a trip around the world.
Now come on and get with this, 'cause you know I wanna get with that,
So, baby, let's jump in the sack and take a trip around the world.
Peripheril vision got me wishin' you weren't with that dude.
So I'll just move a little closer; I'm supposed to come and tell you, bro.
These dudes outside with baseball bats are smashin' out your windows, yo.
Sorry, Mr. Smartass, I don't mean to crash your party,
But your chick is hot, and I'm about to plot a way to make her mine.
She's so fine, I would crawl a mile on my hands and knees
Through hot coals and broken glass just to see her in her panties.
Take 'em off, whisper soft nothings in my ear.
Yep, she's the one I'm leaving with, 'cause she's the hottest woman here.
I'm singin', do you wanna get with this? 'Cause you know I wanna get with that.
And we can jump into the sack and take a trip around the world.
Now come on and get with this, 'cause you know I wanna get with that,
So, baby, let's jump in the sack and take a trip around the world.
Two minutes later, I have figured out her game.
She's all, "One that goes somewhere and talks his place is kinda lame."
So I say okay, as I mentally take off her blouse.
"We can go to my place, 'cause my roommate's at her boyfriend's house."
Back to the crib, in a jiffy, we go.
Well, I'm not gonna work, 'cause I owe,
'Cause the adrenaline flow is taking over.
Fee-fi-fo-fum, chicky-chicky bang-bang,
t***y-t***y hang-hang in my face.
I'm a busy man, no time to waste.
We're makin' bacon like a pig farm.
Now I don't mean to seem alarmed,
But why's my arm gettin' tied to the bedpost?
I like to use my fingers the most.
She said, "shut up," and then got up.
I was layin' there all like, "What the f***?"
As she got out her toys, they started makin' noise.
I didn't know what I was gettin' into.
My heart was beatin' fast in a state of flabbergast.
Holy moley, baby, what the f*** do I do?
Oh dear Lord, this girl has got me in her grip.
I thought I'd seen it all, but this crazy b**** is teachin' me some s***.
I'm talkin' whips and chains and cuffs and leather, lots of melting candle wax.
Dang it hurts so good when she drips it on my sack.
And now she's got some sort of metal thing with spikes and like a clamp on one end.
What are you gonna do with that? No, please, ahh!
She's goin' loco. I don't know, don't think I like this freaky s***.
Does that mean I'm weird? Who cares? I'll just roll with it.
'Cause she is hot as Hades. All you ladies oughta know by now
That Muck Sticky gets so freaky-deaky, come on, baby.
Do you wanna get with this? 'Cause you know I wanna get with that.
And we can jump into the sack and take a trip around the world.
Now come on and get with this, 'cause you know I wanna get with that,
So, baby, let's jump in the sack and take a trip around the world.