Into the bar as drunk as a sailor,
With none of the tact or the fancy clothes,
Up to the maid with a mile wide grin,
He tips his hat and asks if she wants a go.
"Oh you're all just the same f****** pirate!" she claimed,
"You loot all the day and you drink all the night."
The captain, in song, says "You've got us all wrong,"
"We'll drink until we f*****' die!"
Over his shoulder he hoists his fair maiden,
Out of the bar and into the night,
Onto the ship where the crew is waiting,
With merriment, drinks and a haughty b***.
"Oh you're all just the same f****** pirate!" she claimed,
"You loot all the day and you drink all the night."
The captain, in song, says "You've got us all wrong,"
"We'll drink until we f*****' die!"
With none of the tact or the fancy clothes,
Up to the maid with a mile wide grin,
He tips his hat and asks if she wants a go.
"Oh you're all just the same f****** pirate!" she claimed,
"You loot all the day and you drink all the night."
The captain, in song, says "You've got us all wrong,"
"We'll drink until we f*****' die!"
Over his shoulder he hoists his fair maiden,
Out of the bar and into the night,
Onto the ship where the crew is waiting,
With merriment, drinks and a haughty b***.
"Oh you're all just the same f****** pirate!" she claimed,
"You loot all the day and you drink all the night."
The captain, in song, says "You've got us all wrong,"
"We'll drink until we f*****' die!"