Two days smug and sober
Two days not hungover
In a bar up on high
Kissed the smugness goodbye
With two bourbon decays and a rye
Lower your standards
And I'll lower mine
You've got your outlets
And I've got my wine
Baby's got one big regret
One big regret it's true
I'm more in love with this cigarette
Than I'll ever be with you
Two days smug and sober
Two days not hungover
In a bar up on high
Kissed the smugness goodbye
With two bourbon decays and a rye
Did you have to get so wasted
When I needed you the most
Should have left you in that mansion
Should have left you on the coast
I know how much it kills you
When I tell you what to do
But read my lips you f*****
Chew that gum again we're through
Two days smug and sober
Two days not hungover
In a bar up on high
Kissed the smugness goodbye
With two bourbon decays and a rye
When the lights are bright behind you
Flashing red and blue
Disco backseat bottles
And you don't know what to do
Concerned about your papers
And the contents of the trunk
Riding in style but hiding
So much more than being drunk
Two days smug and sober
Two days not hungover
In a bar up on high
Kissed the smugness goodbye
With two bourbon decays and a rye
Two days not hungover
In a bar up on high
Kissed the smugness goodbye
With two bourbon decays and a rye
Lower your standards
And I'll lower mine
You've got your outlets
And I've got my wine
Baby's got one big regret
One big regret it's true
I'm more in love with this cigarette
Than I'll ever be with you
Two days smug and sober
Two days not hungover
In a bar up on high
Kissed the smugness goodbye
With two bourbon decays and a rye
Did you have to get so wasted
When I needed you the most
Should have left you in that mansion
Should have left you on the coast
I know how much it kills you
When I tell you what to do
But read my lips you f*****
Chew that gum again we're through
Two days smug and sober
Two days not hungover
In a bar up on high
Kissed the smugness goodbye
With two bourbon decays and a rye
When the lights are bright behind you
Flashing red and blue
Disco backseat bottles
And you don't know what to do
Concerned about your papers
And the contents of the trunk
Riding in style but hiding
So much more than being drunk
Two days smug and sober
Two days not hungover
In a bar up on high
Kissed the smugness goodbye
With two bourbon decays and a rye