Tulip or Turnip Lyrics

Tulip or turnip?
Rosebud or rhubarb?
Fillet or plain beef stew?
Tell me, tell me, tell me, dreamface,
What am I to do?
Diamond or doorknob?
Sapphire of sawdust?
Champagne or just home brew?
Tell me, tell me, tell me, dreamface,
What am I to you?
Do I get the b***y-prize,
Or will I be the hero?
Am I headed for blue skies,
Or is my ceiling zero?

Tulip or turnip?
Moonbeam or mudpie?
Bankroll or I.O.U.?
Tell me, tell me, tell me, dreamface,
What am I to you?
Tell me, tell me, dreamface,
What am I to do?
Tell me, tell me,
Come over here and tell me,
Tell me, tell me, tell me, dreamface,
What am I to you?