If I ever get arrested again, I've just got to make it big my friend
Cause talk is cheap and violence is funny and we got drunk and f***** up their party
Go to a party at a ritzy high rise, knock on the door, what a surprise!
Smashing tables, breaking chairs, Tim threw a cat down the stairs
When they throw me in the back of the car, I know what it'll be for
[Chorus]
{Criminal mischief, they called the law, Criminal mischief, kick a hole in the wall
Criminal mischief, I don't give a s***, About all you stupid p*****}
Go to a party in a ritzy high rise, knock on the door, what a surprise!
Smashing tables, breaking chairs, Tim threw a cat down the stairs
Hate art f*** and the new wave, Face put a basketball in the microwave
Here comes a cop with a gun in his hand, I just p***** in the fresh fruit stand
When they throw me in the back of the car, I know what it'll be for
[Chorus]
Cause talk is cheap and violence is funny and we got drunk and f***** up their party
Go to a party at a ritzy high rise, knock on the door, what a surprise!
Smashing tables, breaking chairs, Tim threw a cat down the stairs
When they throw me in the back of the car, I know what it'll be for
[Chorus]
{Criminal mischief, they called the law, Criminal mischief, kick a hole in the wall
Criminal mischief, I don't give a s***, About all you stupid p*****}
Go to a party in a ritzy high rise, knock on the door, what a surprise!
Smashing tables, breaking chairs, Tim threw a cat down the stairs
Hate art f*** and the new wave, Face put a basketball in the microwave
Here comes a cop with a gun in his hand, I just p***** in the fresh fruit stand
When they throw me in the back of the car, I know what it'll be for
[Chorus]