Steve Polychronopolous Lyrics

- "Polychronopolous"

I'm a big f*****' d***
I'm a pain in your a**
I drink all your beer
I'll eat the last slice
I'll give you charley horses
I'll pull your shorts down at the beach
I always need a ride
Nobody likes me

My name's Steve m************ Polychronopolous

I spit when I talk
I swear in front of your mother
I throw s*** at the movies
I wear tight pants
I ask you to buy an extra Yankee ticket
And then I don't show
I tell you I saw your girlfriend
f****** two guys at a party
'Cause my name's Steve m************ Polychronopolous

I'll p*** on your toilet seat and tell your dad you got stoned
I'll borrow your jacket and never think of returning it

Polychronopolous
Pansy
p****
s*** for brains
Douchebag

I'll leave your gate open
So your dog runs away
I'll make fun of your pimple
Then I'll grab your sister's a**
'Cause my name's Steve m************ Polychronopolous

And I don't care
And I don't give a s***

I'll break your brother's stereo
And then tell him it was you
You think you're better than me
Well you're f****** wrong

Everybody knows I'm Steve m************ Polychronopolous

Deal with it