Here we go
Piece of s*** car
I got a piece of s*** car
That f*****' pile of s***
Never gets me very far
My car's a big piece of s***
'Cause the shocks are f****** shot
And my seatbelt's f****** broken
I got to tie it in a knot
(It's a piece of s***)
I can't see through the windshield
'Cause it's got a big f******' crack
And the interior smells real bad
'Cause my friend puked in the back
(It's a piece of s***)
(Piece of s*** car)
Piece of s*** car
(He's got a piece of s*** car)
It sucks royal d***
(That f*****' pile of s***)
100% c***
(Never gets him very far)
Oh f*** you car
It's got no CD player, it only got the 8-track
Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack
(They can b*** his a** too)
And I got no f*****' brakes
I'm always way out of control
Eleven times a day I hear "Hey, watch it a******"
(You f*****' piece of s***)
(Piece of s*** car)
I got piece of s*** car
(He got a piece of s*** car)
Diesel gas sucks my a**
(That f*****' pile of s***)
That pile of metal s***
(Never gets him very far)
Oh what the f*** did I do
What the f*** did I do
What the f*** did I do
To get stuck with you
You're too wide for drive-through
And you smell like the shoe
But I'm too broke to buy something new
Oh f*** me
Well the engine likes to flood
The car always f*****' stalls
And the seat cushion's got a big rip
So a spring always pokes the b****
(Ouch, ouch, ouch)
Plus the door locks are busted
I gotta use a f****** coat hanger
(What a pain in his a**)
And if a girlie sees my car
There's no chance I'll ever bang her
(He never ever gets da p****)
Hey shut up
(Piece of s*** car)
You piece of s*** car
(You got a piece of s*** car)
You piece of s*** car
(Piece of s*** car)
Bald f*****' tires
(You got a piece of s*** car)
No rearview f****** mirror
(Piece of s*** car)
Seven different colors
(You got a piece of s*** car)
f****** rag for a gas cap
(Piece of s*** car)
Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere
(You got a piece of s*** car)
(Piece of s*** car)
(You got a piece of s*** car)
(Piece of s*** car)
Oh the whole town thinks I'm a loser
(You got a piece of s*** car)
Cabby give me a push
(Piece of s*** car...)
Piece of s*** car
I got a piece of s*** car
That f*****' pile of s***
Never gets me very far
My car's a big piece of s***
'Cause the shocks are f****** shot
And my seatbelt's f****** broken
I got to tie it in a knot
(It's a piece of s***)
I can't see through the windshield
'Cause it's got a big f******' crack
And the interior smells real bad
'Cause my friend puked in the back
(It's a piece of s***)
(Piece of s*** car)
Piece of s*** car
(He's got a piece of s*** car)
It sucks royal d***
(That f*****' pile of s***)
100% c***
(Never gets him very far)
Oh f*** you car
It's got no CD player, it only got the 8-track
Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack
(They can b*** his a** too)
And I got no f*****' brakes
I'm always way out of control
Eleven times a day I hear "Hey, watch it a******"
(You f*****' piece of s***)
(Piece of s*** car)
I got piece of s*** car
(He got a piece of s*** car)
Diesel gas sucks my a**
(That f*****' pile of s***)
That pile of metal s***
(Never gets him very far)
Oh what the f*** did I do
What the f*** did I do
What the f*** did I do
To get stuck with you
You're too wide for drive-through
And you smell like the shoe
But I'm too broke to buy something new
Oh f*** me
Well the engine likes to flood
The car always f*****' stalls
And the seat cushion's got a big rip
So a spring always pokes the b****
(Ouch, ouch, ouch)
Plus the door locks are busted
I gotta use a f****** coat hanger
(What a pain in his a**)
And if a girlie sees my car
There's no chance I'll ever bang her
(He never ever gets da p****)
Hey shut up
(Piece of s*** car)
You piece of s*** car
(You got a piece of s*** car)
You piece of s*** car
(Piece of s*** car)
Bald f*****' tires
(You got a piece of s*** car)
No rearview f****** mirror
(Piece of s*** car)
Seven different colors
(You got a piece of s*** car)
f****** rag for a gas cap
(Piece of s*** car)
Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere
(You got a piece of s*** car)
(Piece of s*** car)
(You got a piece of s*** car)
(Piece of s*** car)
Oh the whole town thinks I'm a loser
(You got a piece of s*** car)
Cabby give me a push
(Piece of s*** car...)