Do You Take It? Lyrics

Well my father says you're nifty
and you've heard of Baudelaire
and we both agree that human rights abuses are unfair
You understand your feelings
and you're not afraid to share
and I think I could do something with your hair.

You smell nice and you're groovy
and we both like foreign movies
my mother says you have that touch of class

Well I can see a shining future
where we'll dialog and nurture
but there's one last thing I feel I need to ask....

Do you take it in the a**?
Do you take it in the a**?
'Cause you're beautiful and curvy
but, unless you're kind of pervy,
there's no way you and me are gonna last.

Do you take it in the a**?
Do you take it in the a**?
When it comes to brains you've got 'em
but, unless you'll play the bottom,
I'm afraid I'm gonna have to take a pass.
Well, you're adorable, reliable,
but is your a*** pliable?
That's the information that I need

you would do it if you love me
if you're nervous, squat above me
you'll be able to control the depth and speed

Do you take it in the a**?
Do you take it in the a**?
'Cause I've ordered in a shipment of the relevant equipment
I've got lubricant and poppers and some grass
Do you take it in the a**?
Do you take it in the a**?
If you need more information on this type of penetration
we could always take a correspondence class

You see, I'm not the kinda fella
who can get off on vanilla
no, I need a little color in my s**

well, honey pie it just so happens
that i brought my day-glo strap-on
and some mescaline to heighten the effect

ready?

Do you take it in the a**?
Do you take it in the a**?
oooooOOOooo....
Do you take it in the a**?