It's late at night
I feel uptight
I got a swirling inside
As I open my fly
Chew my ???
Swallow the lot
Suck me till' I drop
If I could only pay she'd take me all the way
On the Chat Line
On monday it was Marie
She tells me she's so hairy
On thuesday it was Claire
She tells me what to wear
Wednesday was a fuss
I came throught my a**
Friday I was sick
I couldn't find my p****
Chew my ???
Swallow the lot
Suck me till' I drop
If I could only pay she'd take me all the way
On the Chat Line
Friday it was Mandy
She left me f****** ???
Saturdays at home
I tried to f*** the phone
Sunday was mean
I found a girl called Jean
I just couldn't c**
WHEN I FOUND IT WAS MY MOM!!!
I feel uptight
I got a swirling inside
As I open my fly
Chew my ???
Swallow the lot
Suck me till' I drop
If I could only pay she'd take me all the way
On the Chat Line
On monday it was Marie
She tells me she's so hairy
On thuesday it was Claire
She tells me what to wear
Wednesday was a fuss
I came throught my a**
Friday I was sick
I couldn't find my p****
Chew my ???
Swallow the lot
Suck me till' I drop
If I could only pay she'd take me all the way
On the Chat Line
Friday it was Mandy
She left me f****** ???
Saturdays at home
I tried to f*** the phone
Sunday was mean
I found a girl called Jean
I just couldn't c**
WHEN I FOUND IT WAS MY MOM!!!