Prestbury Girls Lyrics

Knutsford girls are fat and spotty,
Buxton girls have got big bottys,
Nantwich girlies' t*** are saggy,
Prestbury girls have got rich daddies.
Paula or Lynn, they've all got a quim,
Maggie or Madge, They've all got lips and t*** and c**** and slits and pinkish bits and a pouting vadge.

Give me any old bag,
I'll f****** f*** it,
Give me any old bag,
Even if they're fat,
Give me any old bag,
With a c*** like a bucket,
They've all got lips and t*** and c**** and slits and pinkish bits and pouting t***s.

Wilmslow girls all like Chris Rea,
Sandbach girls have gonhorrea,
Poynton girls go out with Martins,
Gawsworth girls just can't stop farting.
Tights or stockings, they all want a c*** in,
Barbara or Babs They've all got lips and t*** and c**** and slits and pinkish bits and pouting flaps.

Give me any old bag,
I'll f****** f*** it,
Give me any old bag,
Even if they're fat,
Give me any old bag,
With a c*** like a bucket,
They've all got lips and t*** and c**** and slits and pinkish bits and pouting t***s.
Give me any old bag,
Give me any old bag,
Give me any old bag,
They've all got lips and t*** and c****,
They've all got lips and t*** and c****,
They've all got lips and t*** and c****,
They've all got lips and t*** and c****, and slits and pinkish bits and pouting t***s.

©1991 The Macc Lads