The van is full of blubber, the Beater's got his rubbers,
Barrel shows his a*** out the back,
Nevis eats a burger, K2's farts ar murder, Tankie ate McCavity's cat.*
Everybody's drinking, Stez's pits are stinking, k***by's made a mess on Fiesta,
Al O'Peesha's throwing c*** out, Muttley's got the map out,
Stop the van! Shout: 'Oi! You git! Which way is it to Chester?'
All the lads are piling in the van, Muttley's visiting his family,
We took the crew, and a can or two
We're all f****** off to the zoo.
Gorilla chats to Tankie, polar bears are w***ing, Hyena sucking its d***,
'That's pretty cool that, wish I could do that,'
'Chuck him a f**, and ask him nice, he might let you have a quick lick.'
Coypu copulating, monkey masturbating, orang utan picking its a***,
Rhinocerous is p******, hippopotomus s*******,
Uncle k***by's at the penguin cage waggling his d*** through the bars.
All the lads are piling in the van, Muttley's visiting his family,
We took the crew, and a can or two
We're all f****** off to the zoo.
©1990 The Macc Lads
Barrel shows his a*** out the back,
Nevis eats a burger, K2's farts ar murder, Tankie ate McCavity's cat.*
Everybody's drinking, Stez's pits are stinking, k***by's made a mess on Fiesta,
Al O'Peesha's throwing c*** out, Muttley's got the map out,
Stop the van! Shout: 'Oi! You git! Which way is it to Chester?'
All the lads are piling in the van, Muttley's visiting his family,
We took the crew, and a can or two
We're all f****** off to the zoo.
Gorilla chats to Tankie, polar bears are w***ing, Hyena sucking its d***,
'That's pretty cool that, wish I could do that,'
'Chuck him a f**, and ask him nice, he might let you have a quick lick.'
Coypu copulating, monkey masturbating, orang utan picking its a***,
Rhinocerous is p******, hippopotomus s*******,
Uncle k***by's at the penguin cage waggling his d*** through the bars.
All the lads are piling in the van, Muttley's visiting his family,
We took the crew, and a can or two
We're all f****** off to the zoo.
©1990 The Macc Lads