The monster blinked its eye, the killer moved his hand!
The Zombies can't be stopped, more vampires walk the land!
You thought the job was over when first you fought the fight,
But the movie grossed ten million bucks so Evil's back tonight!
Chorus:
Horror Movie Hero 2! Who cares about the story?
It's got more blood, it's got more guts, it's five times as gory!
The girls are all so easy and they're takin' off their clothes
Til the Bad Guy goes to work and then the blood really flows!
The dreams are back again, this time they're getting worse,
Is it all just rotten luck, or some kind of awful curse?
Havin' trouble stayin' awake, the pills don't do the trick,
The bad guy's spoilin' the party, so we need the Hero quick!
Chorus
Kids are campin' by the lake, something's watchin' from the woods,
Getting dark outside, they should've left when they could,
They're skinny-dippin', hookin' up, gettin' killed off one by one,
Ya know we gotta call the Hero in to get the job done!
Chorus
Back at the o-ld cabin and the girlfriend's lookin' fine,
Played that vintage reel-to-reel and the Evil comes alive
You'll be goin' back in time, get that boomstick ready to go
Try to remember these three words: Klaatu Barada. . .
(It definitely started with N!)
Chorus
The Zombies can't be stopped, more vampires walk the land!
You thought the job was over when first you fought the fight,
But the movie grossed ten million bucks so Evil's back tonight!
Chorus:
Horror Movie Hero 2! Who cares about the story?
It's got more blood, it's got more guts, it's five times as gory!
The girls are all so easy and they're takin' off their clothes
Til the Bad Guy goes to work and then the blood really flows!
The dreams are back again, this time they're getting worse,
Is it all just rotten luck, or some kind of awful curse?
Havin' trouble stayin' awake, the pills don't do the trick,
The bad guy's spoilin' the party, so we need the Hero quick!
Chorus
Kids are campin' by the lake, something's watchin' from the woods,
Getting dark outside, they should've left when they could,
They're skinny-dippin', hookin' up, gettin' killed off one by one,
Ya know we gotta call the Hero in to get the job done!
Chorus
Back at the o-ld cabin and the girlfriend's lookin' fine,
Played that vintage reel-to-reel and the Evil comes alive
You'll be goin' back in time, get that boomstick ready to go
Try to remember these three words: Klaatu Barada. . .
(It definitely started with N!)
Chorus