You couldn't do it in person!
You had to text message breakup, you f***-up!
Oh my god, I wanna throw up!
You couldn't even spell "break" right!
B-r-a-k-e?
That's in your car, dummy!
And I'm not gonna take this disgrace!
I'll be like mace in you face on MySpace -
Just you wait until you read the s*** on you I'm gonna blog about!
You like text so much?
How much you like it now?
(You can't text message breakup!
You can't text message breakup!
You can't text message breakup!)
After two years?
(You can't text message breakup!
You can't text message breakup!
You can't text message breakup!)
Get a clue!
I'll go Alanis Morissette on you!
I'm gonna blog and text and post and host -
Podcast your b****** a** from coast to coast!
"My ex-BF is a cyberspace coward and he plays with his a****** in the shower!"
I'm gonna tell all my girlfriends how bad the s** was!
I'm p***** like President Bush would be at a gay parade in Texas!
I'm gonna spit until you s***!
If you dont like it you can lick my f****** c***... for once!
(You can't text message break up!)
Oh my god!
(You can't text message break up!)
I mean, we got a dog!
(You can't text message break up!)
You still owe me 1,200 dollars, s***bag!
(You can't text message break up!)
String up a stag!
(You can't text message break up!)
I want all my stuff back!
(You can't text message break up!)
Get a clue...
No, let the clue stay lost, just f*** you, d***!
(What a piece of s***!)
(I cant belive he did that!)
(What a f****** douchebag, why can't he figure it out?)
(What a loser, I mean, Jesus!)
(If you ever do that on the phone I will...)
(What? Are you kidding me?)
(You're never gonna get laid in this town again, you loser!)
(You're an a**.)
(Go f*** yourself, you piece of s***!)
(I can't believe that c***!)
(I'm gonna send that guy a douchebag in the mail.)
I'll use the same weapon against you, 'cause I can type too!
Ex-BF forever, d***!
You're my ex-BF forever, d***!
You had to text message breakup, you f***-up!
Oh my god, I wanna throw up!
You couldn't even spell "break" right!
B-r-a-k-e?
That's in your car, dummy!
And I'm not gonna take this disgrace!
I'll be like mace in you face on MySpace -
Just you wait until you read the s*** on you I'm gonna blog about!
You like text so much?
How much you like it now?
(You can't text message breakup!
You can't text message breakup!
You can't text message breakup!)
After two years?
(You can't text message breakup!
You can't text message breakup!
You can't text message breakup!)
Get a clue!
I'll go Alanis Morissette on you!
I'm gonna blog and text and post and host -
Podcast your b****** a** from coast to coast!
"My ex-BF is a cyberspace coward and he plays with his a****** in the shower!"
I'm gonna tell all my girlfriends how bad the s** was!
I'm p***** like President Bush would be at a gay parade in Texas!
I'm gonna spit until you s***!
If you dont like it you can lick my f****** c***... for once!
(You can't text message break up!)
Oh my god!
(You can't text message break up!)
I mean, we got a dog!
(You can't text message break up!)
You still owe me 1,200 dollars, s***bag!
(You can't text message break up!)
String up a stag!
(You can't text message break up!)
I want all my stuff back!
(You can't text message break up!)
Get a clue...
No, let the clue stay lost, just f*** you, d***!
(What a piece of s***!)
(I cant belive he did that!)
(What a f****** douchebag, why can't he figure it out?)
(What a loser, I mean, Jesus!)
(If you ever do that on the phone I will...)
(What? Are you kidding me?)
(You're never gonna get laid in this town again, you loser!)
(You're an a**.)
(Go f*** yourself, you piece of s***!)
(I can't believe that c***!)
(I'm gonna send that guy a douchebag in the mail.)
I'll use the same weapon against you, 'cause I can type too!
Ex-BF forever, d***!
You're my ex-BF forever, d***!