[Eminem Intro]
Yeah.. Ya Know?.. Critics Man
Critics Never Got Nothin Nice To Say man
you know the one thing i notice about critics man?
is.. critics never ask me how my day went
well imma tell em
[Verse 1: Eminem]
yesterday my dog died, i hog tied a ho, tied her in a bow
said next time you blow up try to spit a flow
you wanna criticize dog try a little mo
im so tired of this i could blow, fire in the hole
im fired up so fire up the lighter and the dro
better hold on a little tighter here i go
flows tighter, hot headed as ghostrider
cold hearted as spiderman throwin a spider in the snow
so ya better get to blowin in flow rider inside of a lowrider with no tires in the hole
why am i like this? why is winter cold
why is it when i talk im so biased to the hose (host?)
listen dog christmas is off this is as soft as it gets
this isnt gob this is a blister in the salt
those are your wounds this is the salt
so get lost
s*** dissin me is just like p***** off the wizard of oz
wrap a lizard in gauze beat you in the jaws with it
grab the scissors and saws and
cut out your livers gizzards and b****
throw you in the middle of the ocean in the blizzard with jaws
so sip p*** like sizzurp through a straw
then discribe how it tasted like dessert to us all
got the gall to make chris p*** in his draws
ticklin him go to his grave, skip him and visit his dog
[Hook]
you on fire
thats how ya know your on a roll
cause when you hot its like your burnin up everyone elses cold
your on fire
man im so f***** sick i got ambulances pullin me over and s***
your on fire
ya need to stop drop and roll cause when you say the s*** to give the whole hip hop shop the blow
your on fire.. your on fire
[Verse 2]
I just wrote a bullshit hook in between two long a** verses if you mistook the for a song, look
this aint a song its a warnin to brooke, hogan and david cook
that the crook just took over so book
run as fast as you can, stop writin and kill it
im lightning in a skillet your a f***** flash in a pan
i pop up you b****** scatter like hot grease splashin a fan
mr mathers is the man
yeah im p***** but i would rather take this energy and stash it in a can
come back and whip your a** with it again
salivas like sufiric acid in your hand itll eat through anything metal the a** of iron man
turn him into plastic so for you to think that you could stand a f***** chance is a**anine
yeah ask the nine man
hit a blind man with a coloring book and told him color inside the lines or get hit widda fine crayon
f*** it i aint playin
pull up in a van and hop out at a homeless man holdin a sign sayin
vietnam vet.. im out my f***** mind man
kick over the can beat his a** and leave him 9 grand
so if i seem a little mean to you this aint savage you aint never seen the brew
you wanna get graphic we can go the scenic route
you couldnt make a belemic puke on a piece of f***** corn and peanut boo (?)
sayin you sick quit playin you p**** dont nobody care
then why the f*** am i yellin at air
i aint even talkin to noone cause aint nobody there
nobody will f***** test me cause these hos wont even dare
im wastin punchlines but i got so many to spare i just thought of another one that might go here
naw dont waste it save it psycho yeah
plus you gotta rewrite those lines that you said about michaels hair
[Hook]
you on fire
thats how ya know your on a roll
cause when you hot its like your burnin up everyone elses cold
your on fire
man im so hot my m*********** firetrucks on fire homie
your on fire
ya need to stop drop and roll cause when you say the s*** to give the whole hip hop shop the blow
your on fire.. your on fire
your on fire
[End]
Yeah.. Ya Know?.. Critics Man
Critics Never Got Nothin Nice To Say man
you know the one thing i notice about critics man?
is.. critics never ask me how my day went
well imma tell em
[Verse 1: Eminem]
yesterday my dog died, i hog tied a ho, tied her in a bow
said next time you blow up try to spit a flow
you wanna criticize dog try a little mo
im so tired of this i could blow, fire in the hole
im fired up so fire up the lighter and the dro
better hold on a little tighter here i go
flows tighter, hot headed as ghostrider
cold hearted as spiderman throwin a spider in the snow
so ya better get to blowin in flow rider inside of a lowrider with no tires in the hole
why am i like this? why is winter cold
why is it when i talk im so biased to the hose (host?)
listen dog christmas is off this is as soft as it gets
this isnt gob this is a blister in the salt
those are your wounds this is the salt
so get lost
s*** dissin me is just like p***** off the wizard of oz
wrap a lizard in gauze beat you in the jaws with it
grab the scissors and saws and
cut out your livers gizzards and b****
throw you in the middle of the ocean in the blizzard with jaws
so sip p*** like sizzurp through a straw
then discribe how it tasted like dessert to us all
got the gall to make chris p*** in his draws
ticklin him go to his grave, skip him and visit his dog
[Hook]
you on fire
thats how ya know your on a roll
cause when you hot its like your burnin up everyone elses cold
your on fire
man im so f***** sick i got ambulances pullin me over and s***
your on fire
ya need to stop drop and roll cause when you say the s*** to give the whole hip hop shop the blow
your on fire.. your on fire
[Verse 2]
I just wrote a bullshit hook in between two long a** verses if you mistook the for a song, look
this aint a song its a warnin to brooke, hogan and david cook
that the crook just took over so book
run as fast as you can, stop writin and kill it
im lightning in a skillet your a f***** flash in a pan
i pop up you b****** scatter like hot grease splashin a fan
mr mathers is the man
yeah im p***** but i would rather take this energy and stash it in a can
come back and whip your a** with it again
salivas like sufiric acid in your hand itll eat through anything metal the a** of iron man
turn him into plastic so for you to think that you could stand a f***** chance is a**anine
yeah ask the nine man
hit a blind man with a coloring book and told him color inside the lines or get hit widda fine crayon
f*** it i aint playin
pull up in a van and hop out at a homeless man holdin a sign sayin
vietnam vet.. im out my f***** mind man
kick over the can beat his a** and leave him 9 grand
so if i seem a little mean to you this aint savage you aint never seen the brew
you wanna get graphic we can go the scenic route
you couldnt make a belemic puke on a piece of f***** corn and peanut boo (?)
sayin you sick quit playin you p**** dont nobody care
then why the f*** am i yellin at air
i aint even talkin to noone cause aint nobody there
nobody will f***** test me cause these hos wont even dare
im wastin punchlines but i got so many to spare i just thought of another one that might go here
naw dont waste it save it psycho yeah
plus you gotta rewrite those lines that you said about michaels hair
[Hook]
you on fire
thats how ya know your on a roll
cause when you hot its like your burnin up everyone elses cold
your on fire
man im so hot my m*********** firetrucks on fire homie
your on fire
ya need to stop drop and roll cause when you say the s*** to give the whole hip hop shop the blow
your on fire.. your on fire
your on fire
[End]