The one thing I can't f****** stand
When I'm at a show watching a band
Is careless ninjas in the place.
That clock me right upside the face
Before you bring it to the show
Perhaps more work at the dojo
Maybe that s*** would be less lame
If you improved your f****** aim
No mortal kombat.
Kicked in the back during the sing-a-long!
No mortal kombat.
Makes it hard for me to sing the song.
No mortal kombat.
No mortal kombat.
This ufc s*** has to go.
No mortal kombat.
Nooooooooo!!
I'm sick of standing in the back
to avoid your martial arts attack
You says its "hard" core and i'm too soft
well to that I must say f*** off
I didn't come here to get hit.
I came to f****** circle pit.
Poorly aimed kicks leave me irate
and fill me with f****** hate
When I'm at a show watching a band
Is careless ninjas in the place.
That clock me right upside the face
Before you bring it to the show
Perhaps more work at the dojo
Maybe that s*** would be less lame
If you improved your f****** aim
No mortal kombat.
Kicked in the back during the sing-a-long!
No mortal kombat.
Makes it hard for me to sing the song.
No mortal kombat.
No mortal kombat.
This ufc s*** has to go.
No mortal kombat.
Nooooooooo!!
I'm sick of standing in the back
to avoid your martial arts attack
You says its "hard" core and i'm too soft
well to that I must say f*** off
I didn't come here to get hit.
I came to f****** circle pit.
Poorly aimed kicks leave me irate
and fill me with f****** hate