There is no medication to cure me I'm mental patient
I'm sorry you had to see me this way but the frustration
killin' me in the mornin' more than the evenin' more in the mornin
cuz when I wake up it doesn't leave me
It's not a dream when I look in the mirror my enemy isn't starin at me
though I'm stuck with his memory
I guess I should just say it and stop tryin to tell you...
Ok there's something I have to tell you...
[chorus]
I was a fat guy!
I was a big fat guy!
I was a fat guy!
It's no wonder I stayed inside!
This is nothin' to kick dirt on
if you're thin you get your flirt on
when your fat you make love with your shirt on
I'm dyin' to hide yellow inside you can't hurt me
I'm already bein' myself up at 230
I could miss a lunch switched from cap'n crunch to wheaties
Bein' such a high risk for diabetes
If the fantasy in my head could see the day
I would jump around and run to my ex and say...
[chorus]
I was a fat guy!
I was a big fat guy!
I was a fat guy!
and now I'm truly alive!
I was a fat guy!
why was I so ugly inside?
I was a fat guy!
I'm so happy I could just die!
I just wanted to lose some weight you know
and drop a couple of lb's
maybe drop a few pants sizes
get the fat snaked from around my heart
and clean out my arteries
I remember I was watchin' Fight Club with my ex-girlfriend
and the part came up where he had b**** t*** and she laughed!
and I had b**** t***, so that means she was really laughin at me
I was just tired of feelin' like s*** you know?
I figured if i lost the weight I might not feel like s*** any more
but guess what I still feel like s***!
they say you are what you eat
that means I went from s*** to a vegetable
and the worst part about it is
I was happier when I was fat and on drugs
I went from fantasizin about women
to fantasizin about food I can't eat anymore.
I'm sorry you had to see me this way but the frustration
killin' me in the mornin' more than the evenin' more in the mornin
cuz when I wake up it doesn't leave me
It's not a dream when I look in the mirror my enemy isn't starin at me
though I'm stuck with his memory
I guess I should just say it and stop tryin to tell you...
Ok there's something I have to tell you...
[chorus]
I was a fat guy!
I was a big fat guy!
I was a fat guy!
It's no wonder I stayed inside!
This is nothin' to kick dirt on
if you're thin you get your flirt on
when your fat you make love with your shirt on
I'm dyin' to hide yellow inside you can't hurt me
I'm already bein' myself up at 230
I could miss a lunch switched from cap'n crunch to wheaties
Bein' such a high risk for diabetes
If the fantasy in my head could see the day
I would jump around and run to my ex and say...
[chorus]
I was a fat guy!
I was a big fat guy!
I was a fat guy!
and now I'm truly alive!
I was a fat guy!
why was I so ugly inside?
I was a fat guy!
I'm so happy I could just die!
I just wanted to lose some weight you know
and drop a couple of lb's
maybe drop a few pants sizes
get the fat snaked from around my heart
and clean out my arteries
I remember I was watchin' Fight Club with my ex-girlfriend
and the part came up where he had b**** t*** and she laughed!
and I had b**** t***, so that means she was really laughin at me
I was just tired of feelin' like s*** you know?
I figured if i lost the weight I might not feel like s*** any more
but guess what I still feel like s***!
they say you are what you eat
that means I went from s*** to a vegetable
and the worst part about it is
I was happier when I was fat and on drugs
I went from fantasizin about women
to fantasizin about food I can't eat anymore.