I'm not what I seem to be life to me's no mystery
Those like me will rot in jail longer than their life will be
[CHORUS:]
My hand's in your pocket I'm taking what's yours
What I eat, my survival all depends on what I steal
When you turn your back I'll steal your money stolen money buys my meals
[CHORUS]
I'll steal your money too
Master of deceptive fables criminal insanity
It always beats real work time, wages, income earned. I live like kings
If the suckers ever catch me it's for sure that I would die
[CHORUS]
I'll pick your pocket too
Those like me will rot in jail longer than their life will be
[CHORUS:]
My hand's in your pocket I'm taking what's yours
What I eat, my survival all depends on what I steal
When you turn your back I'll steal your money stolen money buys my meals
[CHORUS]
I'll steal your money too
Master of deceptive fables criminal insanity
It always beats real work time, wages, income earned. I live like kings
If the suckers ever catch me it's for sure that I would die
[CHORUS]
I'll pick your pocket too