I ain't blue yet hell I ain't even sick
But this big ol' bark sure sounds worse than its stink
Thick like dipsticks and white as a sheet
But for a pile of trash I sure smell sweet
[Chorus]
Can in a bag for just $2.35
Nobody looks you straight in the eye
Drop like b***er to the floor just let me lie?
Drop like b***er, just let me fry
Been digging holes like I'm in need of work
I can't sit for a minute just dry my shirt
This city's been sucking on me like a cheap cigarette
It's drunk my drinks and cashed my bets
[Chorus]
Junk, Junk, Junk, Junk
Sure smell sweet for junk
But this big ol' bark sure sounds worse than its stink
Thick like dipsticks and white as a sheet
But for a pile of trash I sure smell sweet
[Chorus]
Can in a bag for just $2.35
Nobody looks you straight in the eye
Drop like b***er to the floor just let me lie?
Drop like b***er, just let me fry
Been digging holes like I'm in need of work
I can't sit for a minute just dry my shirt
This city's been sucking on me like a cheap cigarette
It's drunk my drinks and cashed my bets
[Chorus]
Junk, Junk, Junk, Junk
Sure smell sweet for junk