grab my face
as hard as it?s funny to you
while i pretend
i?m your real dad
how is anne?s cough today miss sheryl
i pretend to ask
a daughter who i bug
and can only stand to be around me for about 30 seconds
but whose picture i wear
in a pin inside my coat
so, who is this picture
that?s you anne
you?re not coming to my birthday
oh, i know
as hard as it?s funny to you
while i pretend
i?m your real dad
how is anne?s cough today miss sheryl
i pretend to ask
a daughter who i bug
and can only stand to be around me for about 30 seconds
but whose picture i wear
in a pin inside my coat
so, who is this picture
that?s you anne
you?re not coming to my birthday
oh, i know