Adult Friends Lyrics

two tears in a bucket
adult friends, adults friends
chug a lug, chug a lug
the world is what it is
oh i kiss you
nobody sees it
oh we hold hands
nobody knows about it
oh you kiss me
we just sit there
overly experienced
adult friends, adult friends
you've reduced your b******
to a more tasteful size D
when i touch them it is like a lobster
crawling under my arm

oh oh i kiss you
nobody can see it
oh oh i pinch your
nobody knows about it
oh oh you fondle
but we just sit there
with no tomorrows
adult friends, adult friends
oink oink oink oink