a******* Lyrics

Careful, you idiot
I said across her nose, not up it

Sorry, sir, doing my best
Who made that man a gunner?

I did, sir
He's my cousin

Who is he?

He's an a******, sir

I know that
What's his name?
That is his name, sir
a******, Major a******

And his cousin?

He's an a****** too, sir
Gunner's mate, First Class, Philip a******
How many a******* we got on this ship, anyhow?

Yo

I knew it, I'm surrounded by a*******
Keep firing, a*******

I'm surrounded by a*******

Keep firing, a******* [3x]